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Draco Malfoy Changes the System by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Draco lays on his side and tries to fall asleep. He is about to drift off when he hears fabric rustle and a light groan. This cannot be happening, surely. Draco rolls over onto his back. Trying to silently tell Potter that he is still in the room.
The blond hears the unforgettable sound of skin on skin as Potter starts stroking his dick.
Fuck.
His own dick starts to harden. Like Pavlovian’s dog, he hears one moan from Potter and his own body responds knowing that he is going to masturbate as well.
“You know you can touch yourself too, Draco”.
What the fuck?!? Draco eloquently thinks.
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The Beginning of the End: Trials and Scars by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2026
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Potter’s eyebrows furrow as he takes in Draco’s shabby appearance, like seeing it up close is worse than seeing it from the stands. His eyes pause on Draco’s head above his eyes, the blond cannot tell if he is looking at his discolored greasy hair or the dirt caked onto his forehead.
Yes, he is filthy Draco wants to shout, yes this is the result of sitting in a nasty cell for four months. So what?! Find one person who does not look just as bad for not having bathed in months, he dares you. He is still Draco Malfoy!
Only the Malfoy name no longer holds any power. It is about as meaningful as the dirt flaking off Draco’s prison uniform.
Draco wants to sneer, wants to hex, yell, do something so he does not feel like he is under scrutiny. His embarrassment rises as Potter refuses to take his eyes off of him.
What is he looking for?! For the Dark Mark to suddenly appear on his forehead?
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Soulmate AU where the scars of your soulmate appear on your skin after your eighteenth birthday. Draco did not realize that he turned eighteen while in Azkaban and only realizes how much time has passed during his trial. But why is Harry Potter of all people speaking up for him?
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According to Carla’s calculations this situation only had a zero point five percent chance of happening. The odds were so low that Kaoru had gotten lax and had let his guard down.
I mean who in their right mind would ever draw this conclusion, Kaoru thinks as he looks at the baffled expression on Kojiro’s face. The children’s faces are even worse-gazes flickering between him and Tadashi in confusion. Adam’s mouth is slightly parted, like he cannot comprehend what was just said.
All of this because of Langa’s question. “So how long have you two been together?”
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In Every Form by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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He Xuan is always willing to fuck Shi Qingxuan, no matter if the form they are in is more feminine or masculine. It's also only fair if He Xuan cleans up the mess he made by eating them out afterwards.
Written for day seven beefleaf week 2024
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Making the most out of it by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2024
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Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan make use of their hotel's large bathtub.
Written for day six of beefleaf week 2024
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You're the Closest to Heaven that I'll ever be by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
24 Nov 2024
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As darkness falls on Arthur Pendragon, as he comes to the end of his life on the shores of the lake at Avalon, he is unexpectedly sent back to the day that he didn't know would change his life.
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Bookmarked by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
11 Jun 2026
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Months before Arthur becomes crown prince, an assassination attempt is made on Uther’s life, and he is left with no choice but to ascend the throne.
It changes nothing. It changes everything.
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BBC Merlin re-written. Season 1 king Arthur and onto the other seasons.
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Draco Malfoy did not plan to grow wings in the middle of the Malfoy drawing room.
He especially did not plan to do it while Harry Potter was a prisoner.
Unfortunately for everyone present, Veela instincts don’t care about plans.
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09 Jun 2026
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We all know how a small twist of fate can redesign the way a story is supposed to go. How one small act can reform reality into something almost unrecogniseable.
So what would happen, if through one of these miniscule changes, Merlin never becomes Arthur's manservant? What if these two sides of the same coin, oblivious idiots, are never forced into close proximity to one another? What if, bound by fate, they live parallel lives within the walls of camelot
Will destiny rewrite itself? Or force itself upon us?
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Arthur falls in love with the physician's apprentice without being made aware of that fact himself. Merlin is just trying to prove the stupid dragon wrong. Gwen was not prepared for any of this, and Morgana is happy to cause chaos. Leon technically did sign up for this, but in his defense, he didn't read the fine print. Gaius is desperately clinging on to the last remains of sanity in Camelot.
Oh, and did I mention that there's a 'mysterious' sorcerer offering Uther unwanted advice? Because that happens too.
[On a short hiatus till I work out the plotline a bit. Sorry for the wait everyone. I'll be back in a couple weeks at most!]
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09 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy adopts a dog. A wolf? Who knows. Definitely not Draco.
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07 Jun 2026