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    "Hey," Eddie says. "Can we go outside for a minute?"

    Buck looks up and his face is carefully neutral, which on Buck is the equivalent of a five-alarm blaze because this man has never been neutral about a single thing in his life.

    "Sure."

    They leave cash on the table and step out into the parking lot. The air is heavy and thick with honeysuckle and asphalt and the far-off electric promise of rain. The cat is gone and the neon sign buzzes above them, pink and sputtering.

    "I don't want to stay here tonight," Eddie says.

    Buck’s eyebrows tick up. "Okay?"

    Hesitating, cutting a look back at the diner, Eddie says, "Look, I know we were gonna find a motel somewhere around here but this place doesn't sit right with me. I can't explain it. I'd rather just keep driving."

    He's bracing for Buck to push back, to ask what specifically feels wrong, use this as a doorway back into the booth and the hand and all of it. But Buck just looks at his face for a second and nods.

    "Yeah. Okay. Let's go."

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    Buy one Buck kidnapping and get an Eddie kidnapping for free!

    Can be read as a standalone but is technically a continuation of my fic 'hands on'

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “I died and the reason I came back is because death didn't have you in it and I knew that was wrong.”

    Just take me out back and shoot me next time, dear god.

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    a series of short one-shots about married buddie :)

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    Eddie spots his mother first, standing near the living room with a glass of wine frozen halfway to her mouth. Her eyes track from Eddie's face to Buck's face to their joined hands, and Eddie watches her go through the five stages of grief in the span of two seconds.

    Her right hand moves automatically, decades of muscle memory taking over as she touches her forehead, then her chest, then her left shoulder, then her right, her lips pressing together as she mutters what Eddie can only assume is a prayer for his immortal soul.

    Across the room, Eddie catches Shannon's eye. She's standing by the fireplace with a drink in her hand and Chris at her side, and she looks like she's having to physically restrain herself from applauding. Her free hand is pressed over her mouth, shoulders shaking with laughter. When she catches Eddie looking she raises her glass in a tiny salute, eyes sparkling with mischief.

    Chris, bless him, has no such restraint. His face splits into a massive grin and he turns to his mother and says, in a voice that is so loud it echoes, "Mom, you didn't tell me Dad's boyfriend was cool."

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    Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Maddie's brother is happy to help.

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    Alright, now to prove he’s right.

    Finger on the cursor, Buck types an a to start.

    Google, in all its autocomplete glory, gives Buck some options. Four suggestions stack top to bottom in whatever order Google decides matters most on any given evening, and the four that come up under Buck's single letter are, in order:

    am i gay quiz (visited 2 days ago)

    Amazon (visited 5 days ago)

    american airlines

    ammonia bleach mix

    Buck stops chewing the inside of his cheek — which, honestly, he didn’t even realize he was doing.

    That’s — huh.

    That’s not what he was expecting at all.

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    Buck uses Eddie's laptop and sees something he isn't supposed to see. He reacts accordingly.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Are you married?”

    Christopher coughed so hard he nearly dropped his phone.

    Buck choked on nothing.

    Eddie said, “No.”

    Theo turned to Buck. “Why?”

    Buck’s mouth opened.

    Eddie got there first. “Because you have to ask someone before you marry them.”

    Theo considered this.

    Then he looked at Buck. “Did you ask?”

    “No,” Buck said quickly.

    Theo looked at Eddie. “Did you ask?”

    “No.”

    “Why?”

    Christopher whispered, “Great question.”

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