14 Works by ISKANDER_TM
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Dying in slow motion by ISKANDER_TM
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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“I just don’t see how you can fix it”, I think, but keep it to myself. My friendo over here is still a future patient at the local Eridian mental health center. I don’t want to pour salt on his wound. He couldn’t “fix” his colleagues and friends on his ship. He wants, or maybe even needs, to fix me. There’s nothing bad in playing along for a while. Besides in less than a year we’ll be on Erid. At this point I’m not so sure if they’d be able to actually save me. But I mean two heads are better than one, and if Rocky alone was able to save me so many times, imagine what can happen if there’s a whole planet invested in my well being.
Well, “the whole planet” is maybe an over reach. I’d be fine with two eridians, really. At least two. I think if there were two Rockies they wouldn’t have needed me to save Erid. They would’ve been fine. Rocky is a magnificent engineer, I’d even say a scientist at heart. He’s stubborn to admit how good and smart he is. But I know it in my heart. I think at the end of the day he didn’t really need me. I think he just needed a company. And soon enough I’ll finish this task. And maybe then I can. You know. Become food for other-planet worms.
OR: Grace is dying and losing his mind
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This was starting to feel like surreal fever dream.
He was in the apartment of his colleague, who previously acted towards him like a stereotypical high school bully, but now he wanted to fuck his brain out, for some reason, and at this moment he was blasting Sade, of all musicians, and Herm had to basically force a super powered diarrhea, to wash his insides squeaky clean. And it also was his first sex ever. After years of fantasizing and then coming to terms with that he’ll probably die a virgin, a buff gay man just picked him up by the scruff of his neck and tossed him into his bed, because… he was so pathetic that it was funny?
Herm’s head was spinning. -
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– C’mon [BIG SHOT] sooner we start, the sooner we’ll finish. At the end of the day, – Spamton turned around to his case with instruments and put it on, not quite surgical, but a table nonetheless, – What there could possibly be, that I haven’t seen already?
Words stung a little. Tenna was a trash heap, truly, what Spamton hasn’t seen there already? He was but a pile of dust and junk pretending to be a person. Something in his stomach flipped and dropped into the darkest pit. Tenna hoped it was all his wires collapsing at the same time, so he’d die in the next moment only so he could avoid this embarrassment. -
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Спамтон вызывается починить экран Тенны. Починка быстро оборачивается разговором по душам и никто не может решить хорошо это или плохо
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A comic about useless memories that only bring pain
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So funny and not scarry at all by ISKANDER_TM
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
08 Dec 2024
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Their last meeting
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 7
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- 121
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It all started chaotically, as all does on this ship, with that man.
Kirk rushed into Spock quarter’s through the bathroom, wet, with only a towel around his thighs and hadn’t waited even a single second before blurting out
– Would you like to spank me?
Spock froze for approximately five seconds before his brain finally processed the information. After serving in Starfleet for so many years Spock thought that he couldn't get surprised no more, but Kirk challenged this assumption again and again.
– Why would I like to do that?
– I don’t know. I just asked. -
I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth by ISKANDER_TM
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
13 Jul 2024
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Sam is dead. And Kirk is still alive. He has no idea how to cope with that.
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All I Need by ISKANDER_TM
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Sep 2023
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It would've been kind of funny how synchronized they were if it wasn't for the danger of fate worse than dying for both of them.
Something is up.
Something is down.
Something is in the middle.
There's always something going on, something that can potentially bring the world to its end.
They were mirroring the actions of each other like synchronized swimmers. The only difference is that humans would never come even close to their perfection.
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As they stuck in the elevator they finally talk. -
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He traces his lips.
He would like to throw a tantrum. To cry, to whale, to scream so much her lungs would stop working for a second in fear of burning again. He’d be glad to be on edge, to break his car, to take each single one of his plants and smash it against the harsh pavement of Edinburgh, to start to roll on the grave hoping to make a few new scars on his corporeal body. He wants it to hurt. As much as it can. He wants this grand feeling to not be just a faint ghost of his psychic, he wants it to be carved into his body. So she could point at her bleeding knee and say without shame:
“Hurts”
Her eyes are dry. Her hands are steady. She even drives safely.- Language:
- English
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- 2,987
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 211
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Дейв никогда не мог себе представить, что лишится девственности в таком контексте.
Каркат же никогда не мог себе представить, что верхом его сексуальных фантазий будет не солдат с жёсткой кожей, копной диких волос и могучими рогами, а какое-то нежное существо, что будет растекаться в безвольную лужу лишь от одной его улыбки.- Language:
- Русский
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- 8,181
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 29
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- 370
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У Карката проблемы с самоидентификацией. Дейв готов его выслушать.
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Последняя встреча с Каркатом, перед тем, как уйти окончательно.
- Language:
- Русский
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- 3,453
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 17
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Пять лет назад компьютер Дэйва подцепил неизвестный вирус. Вирус оказался продвинутым ИИ, который стал опорой для Дэйва. Спустя пять лет это ИИ помогает дэйву социализироваться и вернуться в общество. Дэйв не знает лишь одного. ИИ нестабилен, он может самоуничтожится, но последняя информация, которую он пытается сохранить, это инфорация о нём, Дэйве.
