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Soundwave has a lot to deal with, in the general sense, so when he runs into one more issue he can't help but be thrown into self doubt. Luckily Shockwaves always there to set him straight.
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They shorthanded us 27 cinnabons so we're gonna blow up the Taco Bell by IKels
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
25 Aug 2025
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A tank and his human try to obtain a few hundred cinnabons from Taco Bell. It does not work out as planned.
Told from the perspective of one of the employees.
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Starscream and Megatron are once again on bad terms. That may change with some intervention from Soundwave
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You're late to celebrate Christmas with Billy. Which may make him kill you.
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AITA for getting with my roommates sleep paralysis demon. by IKels
Fandoms: Insidious (Movies)
28 Oct 2024
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This isn't actually in the form of a AITA post, I just thought it was a funny title.
Pretty self explanatory I feel.
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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Bookmarked by IKels
18 Apr 2026
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He looks different than he used to. He never used to wear kohl around those dark eyes, didn't have the braided beard nor the red bandana around his head, wasn't glittering with trinkets like he is now. But he always had the look in his eyes that he does now, whenever he looked at her. It's that look, more than anything, that makes her believe it's him, even though it shouldn't be possible.
"Jack..."
"Cecilia."
"This can't... you're dead."
"Not quite."
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Cecilia Guillemot has spent twelve years believing that her fiancé is dead, killed at the hands of pirates. That is, until he turns up in Port Royal, a pirate himself, so similar and yet so different to the man she knew twelve years ago—and he is Cecilia's only hope to rescue her closest friend from the clutches of Captain Barbossa.
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Bookmarked by IKels
04 Jan 2026
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3-In-1 Shampoo by schnecke64
Fandoms: Filk - Fandom, Christian History, Historical RPF, 4th Century CE RPF
16 Jul 2025
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TTTO 307 Ale by Tom Smith
Bookmarked by IKels
14 Dec 2025
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Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
06 Jun 2026
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“Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”
“Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”
(Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)
Hiatus OVER bitches TY so much for your patience <3
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- Part 1 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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16 Jul 2025
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We've Got a 10-55, Call an Ambulance. by Cazpermari
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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A respected officer with an equally respected name comes across an obviously drunk driver. Except nobody is driving...
Bookmarked by IKels
13 Jul 2025