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  1. Public Bookmark 41

    Definitely one for the books by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    09 Aug 2023

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    A snowy spring break trip to Canada might just be the best thing that’s happened to Stan, but he doesn’t exactly know it yet.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

    from a lover's point of view by

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    25 Aug 2023

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    from a lover’s point of view, it’s been hard to watch at best

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

    Hey Lover! by

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    25 Aug 2023

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    With his senior year ending and college approaching fast, Kyle's life is becoming all too confusing. He just has to find a way to get through the rest of the summer without driving himself insane, or losing control of his feelings.

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    18 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

    something blue by

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    17 May 2026

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    There’s a reason Stan doesn't drink anymore. It causes him to make stupid decisions. Fucked up, terrible decisions. But out of all the truly astonishing things he’s done under the influence of alcohol, accidentally marrying his best friend really takes the cake.

    Kyle is yelling at him. Or maybe not at him in particular, but he’s screaming. Throwing things. Gesturing wildly. Stan can’t look away. He’s sporting a boner at the worst possible time.

    “How could this have happened?” Kyle demands.

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    After Stan goes viral online for a song that paints Kyle as the reason their friendship nearly imploded, Kyle decides to to finish the job and ends the friendship completely. Stan doesn’t have time for him anyway with his overnight success leading to a record deal and consequently a tour where he’s opening for the biggest pop sensation in the last ten years.

    With Kenny’s wedding coming up, the two of them have to learn to put the past aside in order to be there for their mutual friend. It shouldn’t be too hard to get along for the summer. But when they end up settling their differences a little too well, Kyle and Stan find themselves attached in a way neither one of them could have ever imagined.

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    18 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

    Thick thighs save lives? by

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    22 Apr 2026

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    A sleepover at Cartman's house should be normal enough, right? Not until Kyle shows up in shorts that should be illegal and one of Stan's old shirts he "borrowed" months ago. That's when he knew,

    He was fucked.

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    23 Apr 2026