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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Trinity College chemistry student Hermione Granger has been going to the same coffee shop every Thursday for four months.

    It's close to home.
    The coffee is excellent.
    And the barista — messy black hair, green eyes, tattoos — has a tongue piercing that has led to some very unsatisfying "independent research" in the privacy of her own bedroom.

    He remembers her order and notices when she’s had a bad day with Snape— or a good one with anyone who isn't Snape. But her hypothesis that he's interested in anything other than providing excellent customer service is a largely unsupported conclusion.

    Until, that is, the hottest day of the year when all the data is pointing in one very clear direction. And Hermione finds that the hotter than the weather— or the coffee at Leaky Grounds — is what happens when she and Harry Potter conduct their own experiments.

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    17 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Six years after leaving Britain, Hermione Granger comes home looking like sunshine and seawater and everything Harry Potter never stopped missing.

    He tells himself he’s only happy to have his best friend back.

    Then a winter wedding, an old heartbreak, and one reckless introduction leaves him cast as her fiancé and he finds that playing the part is not that hard at all.

    It’s remembering they’re supposed to be pretending that’s the challenge.

    Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest- multiple prompts - Fake Dating and Supportive Ron
    aaaannnnd all the tropes - friends to lovers, only one bed, pining, fake dating, jealousy, domestic longing, breeding kink ( and is Scottish castle a trope? Because it should be!)

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    17 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.

    A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.

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    A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.

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    Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Hermione insists her fascination with Harry’s hands, shoulders, voice, smile and existence is strictly academic.

    Because Hermione is obviously studying Harry for intellectual purposes only.

    Entirely scientific.

    Completely professional.

    Unfortunately, Harry notices.

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Harry Potter and Hermione Granger aren’t friends. Until, suddenly, they are.

    Now she’s everywhere: in the library, at his side, in his thoughts… and somehow, in that strange, tight feeling in his chest he can’t quite name. It’s distracting, inconvenient—definitely not helpful when he’s already on the verge of failing Potions and facing the wrath of his mum.

    Good thing Hermione’s there to help him study.

    Because that’s all this is. Studying. Right?

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    29 Mar 2026