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Two dragons is... better?... than one by IAmNotOneOfThem for Oakenshield_Defender
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2023
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From outside the mountain, there came an ear-splitting roar. Smaug’s head whipped around and all the dwarves froze. A shudder of sheer, unadulterated fear ran through Thorin’s body and locked his limbs mid-motion.
Another dragon had come to Erebor.
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25 Jun 2026
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Merlin cooed, gaining the girl’s attention. “Hey, precious.” He smiled when she looked at him.
“Dad!” she called happily, reaching her hands out. Both Merlin and Arthur took a step back, eyebrows raised.
“Care to explain?” Arthur asked.
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The knights find a child on while searching the woods. Confusion ensues when the toddler turns out to be entirely convinced Merlin is her father. She's not exactly wrong...
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24 Jun 2026
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And for the first time in his life, Arthur consciously and fully intendly thought of Merlin as an attractive person.
Weird.
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After Mary called Merlin handsome in the tavern, Arthur has found himself making new discoveries literally every step he takes.
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24 Jun 2026
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Clearly Arthur agrees, because he frowns in confusion. "I know that we don't speak about it often, but it can't be that shocking."
Elyan frowns. "Don't talk about it often? This entire kingdom does nothing but talk about it. Your father had it outlawed, Arthur."
What?
"Had it outlawed? Really?" Percival asks, and Leon's expression surely mirrors Arthur and Percival's. "I knew it was frowned upon, but I didn't think it was outlawed."
There's a beat of silence, where everyone is looking very confusedly at one another, and Leon is beginning to think that they're not all having the same conversation.
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Or, in which Arthur tries to stage an intervention for Merlin, but the Knights can't figure out whether the intervention is about Merlin's magic or his sexuality.
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Inspired by a Tumblr post by bamboozledcorvid (see beginning notes)
Title from Do I Wanna Know by Arctic MonkeysSeries
- Part 1 of Secrets
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24 Jun 2026
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Of Numbers and Strange Friendships by Nekoamamori
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
19 Apr 2026
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Loki and Peter Parker somehow forge a friendship after one flippant comment. No one on the team quite understands how it happened. But it seems to do the god some good to have Peter as a friend.
Original prompt: https://artemxmendacium.tumblr.com/post/173783396735/scenes-i-need