Hanny1992
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Shane knows a lot about himself, among many things is the fact that he's hated Ilya Rozanov for as long as he can remember.
So it's perfectly natural that he finds himself trapped in a situation where the only way out is to pretend to be his boyfriend and finally shatter both of their mothers' illusions.
This is going to be an entertaining end to the year.
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19 Mar 2026
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“My son, he’s… special,” the woman continues, the corner of her mouth curling into a tender smile as she speaks about her boy. “He’s smart and sweet and has the biggest heart, he just… he needs some guidance to do these things,” she words it carefully, enough to snap the other out of his initial shock.
“What things?” Jimin asks suspiciously.
“Things that require… human interaction,” the lady explains. “It’s not his fault, he means well, he’s just… special, you know?”
Jimin arches a brow at the woman.
That word again.
“Forgive my negativity, miss, but in my experience, special is usually a code word for a real freak who’s into some kinky shit that’s probably above my paygrade.”
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Autistic omega Jungkook just wants to be left alone so he can write his erotic novels in peace. Things don't go as planned when his mother hires him an escort to teach him how have sex (and keep a man).
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13 Mar 2026
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Media Clearance by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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The NHL partners with an omega health organization for a safe-sex awareness campaign.
Shane Hollander—the league's most prominent omega player—is asked to participate in a filmed segment where a certified alpha health educator demonstrates on an anatomical dummy how to properly prepare an omega outside of heat. Professional. Clinical. Except the educator cancels last minute, and the only alpha already on set who has media clearance is Ilya Rozanov.
The demonstration involves lubricant, careful stretching, and detailed verbal narration of technique. Shane has to stand there and provide "the omega perspective." The dummy is silicone and clinical and shouldn't be erotic at all, but Ilya's hands are huge and deliberate and he keeps glancing at Shane while describing proper preparation.
Shane would rather take a slap shot to the face than admit what's happening below his waistline right now. Fuck.
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- Part 24 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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02 Mar 2026
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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23 Feb 2026
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Bumbling himbo Namjoon accidentally out-gays himself by blindly signing up for a water skiing class just because the instructor, Jeon Jungkook, is the personification of every wet dream he’s ever had.
But when Namjoon wipes out so spectacularly that his pants fly off his body, he comes to realize there’s more to learn from Jungkook than he initially signed up for.
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13 Oct 2025