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Jeff owes the Greendale maintenance staff a fruit basket. Or, maybe, a small island.
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10 Oct 2025
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Okay that is so HOT, like 10 times hotter than the first time reading so hot
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She’s drunk on the floor of Trinity and Whitaker’s living room, and they’re talking about nudes when she admits she’s taken them, but never built up the courage to send any. That it’s always felt awkward, that she’s never felt pretty or sexy or delicate enough, that it’s always felt cringe.
Trinity blinks at her in confusion. “But you’re hotter than the surface of the fucking sun. I’ve seen what’s under your scrubs, Samira. What do you fucking mean, not sexy enough?”
“Seriously, have you seen yourself?” Mel asks. “You could put anyone on their knees.”
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Samira Mohan turns thirty, decides to buy herself lingerie about it, and takes some nudes. And then she accidentally texts one of them to Jack Abbot.
Bookmarked by Hahahastopattackingme
03 Jul 2026
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Blinking up at him, she nods and bites her bottom lip.
And then he bites it for her.
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Neil gives one final broadcast on Greendale’s Radio station.
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Following the events of S5E5 Geothermal Escapism, Troy documents the events of his journey around the world with LeVar Burton in a journal, including him getting lost and ultimately returning to Greendale to find things are much more different.
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29 Jun 2026
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"The police wouldn’t give me their names, but then again, I never asked for them to do so." So funny for no reason
Aww the pw of Annie detail is so cute
Okay that's sadder than my original attempt -
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Bookmarked by Hahahastopattackingme
29 Jun 2026
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Woah love it just a diary but feel like an official spin-off