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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Essay about Good Omens season 3, season 2 and book and show differences.

    Include an artwork by a-ida

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    16 May 2026

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    When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.

    It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.

    His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.

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    Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.

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    09 Aug 2024

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    “I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”

    “Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.

    Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”

    “What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”

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    03 Aug 2024

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    When reluctant astronaut Aziraphale Fell finds himself in need of assistance, the last thing he expects is to develop feelings for the mission controller who answers his call; the charming, foul-mouthed Anthony Crowley.

    As they work to get Aziraphale home, they find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Unfortunately, Crowley has reason to believe the powers that be don’t want Guardian One and its sole occupant to survive the journey.

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    15 Jul 2024

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    Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…

    Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own

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    22 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yummy yummy ace rep

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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    01 Apr 2024

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    In 19 chapters I have experienced every possible human emotion. I feel like all my skin has been ripped off, but in the best way. This is peak shit right here. Every time I thought those two ding dongs couldn't get any worse at communication they managed to do it anyway. Love every word of this

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    Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.

    A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.

     

    “I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”

    “Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”

    This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.

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    23 Mar 2024

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    Crowley absolutely isn’t wallowing in self-pity. There are plenty of reasons for a demon to take a very long nap on a certain sofa in a certain shop. If the humans around him are concerned about the ripe odour and his spot-on impression of a pile of alcohol-soaked blankets, well, that’s their issue, not his. Then again, maybe Nina is right: stretching his wings after so long Earth-bound would feel glorious and might provide much needed fresh air and perspective. It's not like a certain archangel is going to be hovering in the cloudline over Soho.

    Except, of course, he is.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Hopes for season 3

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    “Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
    Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
    Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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    Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
    Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.

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    01 Jan 2024

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    Nearly a year after Aziraphale returns to Heaven, he vanishes from existence, leaving Crowley bereft on Earth. Just when the demon has finally started to heal and move on with his life, he finds his angel by chance in a library. But Aziraphale has no memory of his life as an angel, or of Crowley. How will our hero cope?

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    28 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hnnngghhdnngdfjkdgjgsfggddd

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    Aziraphale has lived with Crowley for a year, watching him tumble from partner to partner. Inconvenient thing to have fallen for his flatmate, who has absolutely no wish to settle with anyone.

    Perhaps it's time to move on... if the night allows.

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    24 Oct 2023

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    Possibly the hottest fic I've ever read

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    22 Oct 2023

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    I want S3 to be THIS

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    Television meteorologist Aziraphale Fell and Youtube storm chaser A. J. Crowley have nothing in common aside from a purely professional interest in the weather and a mutually beneficial arrangement to lend a hand when needed. So what if they bicker and flirt more than your typical professional acquaintances, or if their arrangement inevitably veers into more personal territory? It's not as if they're in love or anything. Absolutely not.

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    11 Oct 2023

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    “Ha!” Crowley said, pointing one of those long index fingers in Aziraphale’s face. “That wasn’t yesterday! That was Monday!”

    It's the day after Crowley and Aziraphale thwarted their respective home offices and saved the world - and it keeps being that day again and again and again.

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    08 Oct 2023

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    Gone are the glory days when space exploration was novel and exciting and respectable. When astronauts were revered as heroes. No more Yuri Gagarins or Buzz Aldrins or Neil Armstrongs. Two centuries after Sally Ride and Chris Hadfield were celebrated for their achievements, space had become the frontier of the working class.

     

     

    As opportunities went down and inequalities went up on Earth, droves of blue-collar workers flocked to the skies to make a living. They put their lives in the hands of money-grubbing CEOs so their families could eat and they could afford to live on the levels higher than the smog line. By 2210 there were operations on every planet and nearly half the two hundred moons in the solar system. In 2233 Dominion Mining had built Ambition on Styx.

     

     

    A mining crew and a geologist and a moon on the edge of collapse. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, pretty much everything.

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    21 Sep 2023

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    Exquisite plot

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, in the aftermath of their separation, start having some very strange dreams.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    "Right." Aziraphale sucks in a lungful of air and tries for his best polite smile, around a swallow. "So, how about we get started?"

    "Lead the way, handsome," Crowley winks.

    Aziraphale ignores the tease, the flush in his face receding down to what must be a soft pink. Everything is alright, and this is just another day at work. He will nose-dive into known routines and–

    "So, how do you want me?" Crowley asks, with a sly smile.

    All of Aziraphale’s thoughts veer off track into something that’s absolutely not sensible. “I beg your pardon?”

    “To start?" Crowley makes a loop-like gesture with his hand, seemingly unperturbed, but the curve of his lips says otherwise. "With the routine?”

    Right. Aziraphale tramples down the giddiness in his heart. Crowley's joking, and he shouldn't let it affect him. Get a grip. Honestly.

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    Flirty Redhead Works Hard to Get Railed

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    28 Aug 2023

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    The last thing that Crowley expects on the day Aziraphale goes to Heaven is to see Aziraphale again that night.

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    23 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Post S2 porn

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    It's Aziraphale's fortieth birthday, and he would like nothing more than to settle down for a quiet night with a good book and a bottle of wine. Unfortunately, his friend Anathema has other plans and decides to throw him a wild party. Which would be fine, really, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't actually know anyone there. To make matters worse, Anathema decided to hire a stripper as entertainment.

    Aziraphale resigns himself to a night of embarrassment at the hands of the gorgeous red head Crowley, but things take a turn when Crowley proves to be far gentler and kinder than he ever could have guessed. Aziraphale never would have expected a stripper of all people to be the one who respects his boundaries the most. Even stranger, Crowley seems to actually enjoy talking to him. Perhaps people are right when they say you can find love in the most unexpected of places.

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    18 Aug 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    09 Aug 2023

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