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    A bunch of one-shots from pieces I'll never write.

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    Fatumsomnambulism is a syndrome that causes soulmates to sleepwalk to each other. It only affects a small portion of the population, leading many people to not take it seriously. The world is full of skeptics, after all.

    Emily Prentiss is one of those skeptics. Frustrated by the inconsistencies in her sleepwalking depending on where she lives, and the trouble it continues to get her in, she hopes for the day she can kick the habit.

    On the other hand, Jennifer Jareau is a believer in fatumsomnambulism. She holds onto the hope that she might meet her soulmate one day, but as more time passes, it’s harder to hold onto that hope.

    From growing up and attending school, to starting careers and joining the FBI, they’re faced with navigating a world constantly pulling them together. What will happen when they finally meet in the middle?

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    19 Jun 2026

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    In the wake of Will’s death, JJ has everyone in her corner… except her oldest friend. Despite their THC-laced Cheetos night and the impassioned confession “it gives me you,” Emily is more distant than ever.

    Meanwhile, Emily is holding everyone at arm’s length… especially the woman she loves. Two decades of suppressed feelings take a backseat to dismantling BAUgate for good and giving JJ space to grieve.

    In our take on Season 18 of Criminal Minds Evolution (that will lack so much plot at times because we want these two idiots to finally be together), will JJ and Emily find their way home to each other? Or are they destined to dance around and around, never being brave enough to admit their feelings or act on them?

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    19 Jun 2026

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    After her divorce from Will, JJ is trying to find her footing in the unfamiliar world of modern dating. But when late-night coffees, shared vulnerabilities, and hesitant steps into dating apps bring her even closer to Emily, their friendship starts to blur the lines between comfort and something more.

    Set Season 18 of Criminal Minds.

    ****Update: now complete with epilogue.****

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    16 Jun 2026

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    This fic is, firstly, a love story. It is, secondly, a fun goofy time. Thirdly, it’s a case fic.

    JJ and Emily have been dancing around each other, slowly growing into something more than they were before. But before they can work out exactly what, a case demands them to put everything on hold, and to attempt to navigate strong emotions and growing affections while trying to lure out an unsub.

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    “Hey, hey, hey,” Morgan interrupted, holding his hands up. “The unsub just violently murdered a woman a hundred feet from where we’re standing, and we’re seriously talking about sending Prentiss undercover? What happened to ‘no one goes out alone’?”

    Rossi looked at him. “Not alone, no. That wouldn’t work. He watches his victims for at least a few days, and only targets women that he knows fits his type. Prentiss would need a partner.”

    All eyes in the room went to JJ.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Instead of joining the BAU after Doyle, Emily takes another undercover case with Interpol. This time, she's going undercover as herself. She's married Gabor Farkas, the American ambassador to Hungary (and a sex trafficker), in order to get information and track down the rest of the ring. Unfortunately, she's been with him for two years and hasn't found anything. Instead, she's bored, frustrated, and lonely, tired of being a trophy wife to someone who is never around. So, she hires an escort that can keep her company and give her as much sex as she wants. That escort? JJ. The thing is... Emily doesn't know that JJ is undercover, too.

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    14 Jun 2026