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    Living After Midnight by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms  

    20 Jun 2020

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    “Tell me, what sort of music do you listen to?” Thorin asks him, raising an eyebrow. “Do you prefer glam or thrash?”

    “I—what? Simon & Garfunkel is my favorite band. I like The Smiths if I’m in a bit of a strop, Bowie if I’m feeling adventurous, I suppose,” Bilbo answers, aware there might be a note of snark coloring his words because, well. He was set up, meant to sound like a fool no matter how he answered, and he does not appreciate rude conversational traps like that. He does not appreciate anything about this situation. He does not appreciate the small, crooked, tight-lipped smile that flashes across Thorin’s face at his response, and he does not appreciate the way it makes his stomach drop.

    or,

    After his eccentric advisor deliberately botches Bilbo's housing application, he is forced to sublet a room with thirteen metal heads living in a condemned frat. He barely expects to survive the journey, let alone fall in love.

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    23 Jan 2025

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    switch 404 (dead man's error) by

    Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types  

    13 Sep 2022

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    “You alright?”

    Mikey’s looking at him. His eyes are searching, scanning him up and down, like a watchdog. Donnie’s in the middle of getting to his feet to work, and he can’t possibly open up to him. It’s stupid. Irrational. Deplorable.

    Donnie offers back a pathetic grin. “I’m fine.” The words are quick, seamless. Mikey smiles something bright at him, the answer giving no one anything to think about, nothing to consider. Mikey is busy, busy like Donnie is, and he can’t bring himself to throw another thing onto the youngest brother.

    He feels his shell pounding. Flesh ticking like clockwork. There’s no pain, not yet, just brass bright growing stains in his flawless techwear. No one notices.

    Good. He’s got a lot of work to do.

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    Or, in which Donnie is a worker first and a person second.

    (Or, in which Donnie convinces himself he is nothing more than a robot. He’ll work through the pain, work through the slashes on his shell, work through the migraines. His brothers, however, won’t stand for that…

    …If they catch onto it, that is.)

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    22 Aug 2023

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    First Word by

    Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

    09 Aug 2024

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    Tom has been CEO for almost a year and half now and things have been going well more or less. He and Shiv are finally divorced and he has joint-custody of their eleven-month daughter, Maddie. But when he receives a phone call from Shiv informing him of Maddie's first word, he finds of what he finds himself questioning a lot of things he took for granted.

    Or Tom's daughter's first word is 'Greg' and he sort of freaks out about it.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Something These Angels Wear by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types  

    31 Oct 2022

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    Five times Justice League members witness bizarre encounters between Batman and Joker on Halloween, and one time someone confronts Bruce about it.

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    Chomp (Or Three Times Donnie Bit Someone Accidentally, and One Time He Did it on Purpose) by

    Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)  

    25 Oct 2022

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    He was a scientist, a scholar, and a ninja above all else. He prided himself on his intellect, and the fact that his mind had saved the lives of his brothers countless times.

    But he was also a soft-shelled turtle.

    And soft-shelled turtles bite.

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    23 Aug 2023