Fuckheaventakemetohell
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- Danny Phantom (11)
- Batman - All Media Types (9)
- Young Justice - All Media Types (2)
- DCU (1)
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What if he's the monster?
What if he's in the wrong?
What if he's the problem that's been hiding all along?
What if he's the one who killed you every time I caved to guilt?
What if he's been far too kind to foes, but a monster to himself?
What if he's the monster?
[From 'Monster' by Jorge Rivera-Herrans]Or:
The Nasty Burger exploded and Danny's sitting there staring at it.
Everyone was in there.
Was that his fault?
Was he the monster that caused this?
Join Danny as he thinks it over.<3 -
Hanging By A Thread by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
12 Sep 2025
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Dick finds Danny in his room.
This is a sequal to When The Door Doesn't Open and it's possible that you won't understand everything if you haven't read that one yet.
This work also has some very heavy themes, so please read this at your own discretion.
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- Part 3 of Where Ghosts Go To Grieve
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Gala meeting by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Young Justice - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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Conner Luthor-Kent never wanted to be at yet another stuffy charity gala—especially not one dragged out by Lex Luthor in the middle of Gotham. He’s counting the minutes until he can leave... until he notices him: Danny Fenton, standing across the room, looking just as annoyed and out of place as Conner feels. As Conner stares at the teen, the boy looks at him and makes his way over. Before either of them knows it, they’re talking like they’ve known each other for years.
Danny Fenton has been practically living with his godfather Vlad ever since he came out as gay to his parents and they started actively ignoring him. That arrangement comes with a price however: being dragged to galas all over the country. While throwing half-hearted glares at Vlad, he notices a broad-shouldered teen watching him from across the room. Curious, Danny makes his way over... and suddenly, what started as a boring night becomes something entirely unexpected.
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Built to break by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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Danny’s on a midnight bus headed to Gotham, carrying a bag full of essentials and a body full of secrets. The people who raised him want him back—not out of care, but to continue their experiments.
Danny isn’t exactly thrilled about that idea. He’s running toward Wayne Manor in search of Damian Wayne—his twin brother who’s believed Danny died on a mission when they were nine. Now fifteen, Danny is just trying to breathe.
Damian is trying to reconnect with his brother, even if Danny came back with too many secrets and strange powers—especially since neither of their parents carry the metagene.
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No Rest for the Recently Deceased by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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Danny decides to tell his parents he's Phantom.
It does not go well, causing him to have to run. He ends up in Gotham and ends up stealing money from Vlad, buying Drake mansion with two ghostly inhabitants and setting up a company.He also ends up going to a fancy rich people school where he meets a peculiar boy who gets more and more interested in Danny.
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Where Ghosts Go To Grieve by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
12 Sep 2025
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A series of one shots where Danny is suicidal and wants to attempt.
This series handles some very heavy themes, so please read this at your own discretion.
I do not know whether I've finished this series or not. This was supposed to stay as a single one shot, and now there's three. It's possible I'll write another one, it's possible I won't. I don't know.
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Deaf Danny by Fuckheaventakemetohell
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Young Justice - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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Danny phantom is deaf. His parents never paid enough attention (or cared enough) to actually learn sign language.
Then he meets the bats, who know sign because Cass is mute.These are two works, which follow up on each other.
In the first one the batfam and Danny meet (and chaos ensues) and in the second one Danny starts going with Tim to mount Justice and joins Young Justice (and crushes on Wally West).- Words:
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The Physics of Familiarity by Holdt
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), DCU, DCU (Comics)
13 Jun 2026
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Lois Lane knows Clark Kent the way you know a city you've lived in for twelve years—by which streets flood in heavy rain, which shortcuts only work on Tuesdays, which silences mean danger and which mean he's just watching a bird.
Alfred Pennyworth has been recording Bruce Wayne's vital signs, dietary intake, psychological indicators, and patrol efficiency for thirty years. He has documentation. He has baselines. He has thirty years of knowing exactly what this man looks like.
Neither of them recognizes what's sitting across from them at breakfast. At Tuesday lunch. In the study at 6 AM in Thomas Wayne's Edinburgh sweater, holding coffee with both hands, watching the garden like it's somewhere he's allowed to be.
They came to the same conclusion by different routes: something is wrong.
They're beginning to suspect they might be wrong about that.
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- Part 4 of Voluntary Telepathic Union SuperBat
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but you are the life I needed all along by beyondnic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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"Just seeing Clark with his pups is enough to know he'll be a great father, and along with Bruce of all people, it was still a hard concept to wrap his head around, but nevertheless, it was happening. Bruce took a steading breath, it was going to be okay, he reassured himself as he cradled his –not big enough yet– bump. Clark was sweet, kind, gentle, patient, his most trusted ally, and his closest friend, he was the leading example of what an alpha should be like, and now as he floated carefully off the ground, each of Bruce’s sons on each arm, spinning just fast enough to make them laugh and shooting Bruce sweet smiles, Bruce realized everything would be fine, he already loved the pup that was on the way, and he loved Clark, how could anything—
He loved Clark—
Holy shit, he loved Clark."Or; Clark and Bruce are friends, close friends, best friends even, but an unexpected shared heat leaves them expecting a pup.
Or, or; the shenanigans of two robins, silly misunderstandings, a gala, mutual pining, a cranky pregnant Batman, and a 'Clark Kent is so done' esque fic.Series
- Part 2 of your forever is all that I need.
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Our Empty Graves by suomifae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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They say that Red Hood has a loyal mutt. The man rules his territory in Crime Alley with an iron fist and a guard dog at his side. They say that Hood calls him Fetch, sometimes Fetcher. No one's ever heard him speak. Anyone who's ever seen him says he looks like an experiment gone wrong, that Hood picked him up somewhere unspeakable. They say he'll do anything Red Hood asks of him and he'll do it well. That he's strong and fast and probably inhuman. The girls say he's sweet, quiet but charming in his own way. Rival gangs say he's vicious, that he'd sooner rip your throat out than let you go. Jason just wants to help him.
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Heroic Duties and Royal Responsibilities by Athi816
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
22 Aug 2025
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Danny is really tired of random groups of people summoning him while he's trying to study. At least it’s not a cult this time.
Meanwhile, the Justice League feels both perturbed and intrigued by this strange, cosmic child playing king.
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1(800) Adoption Papers NOT needed! Its a two for one special! ( 1POV Version ) by Aenxiome
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Damian has an old two-way league communicator. It was a connection to his brother. A way to keep an eye on each other.
That's not a problem, right?
Well, it turns out that having your not-so-dead brother calling you first thing in the morning really cuts down your sleeping hours.
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Dami thought Danny had died. Mother even told him so. So why is it years later that Danny calls for help While proceeding not to explain what he actually needs help with, is causing him so many problems
(This version is written in First Person if you prefer Third Person you can find it if you click on series)
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