FruitVendor



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 82

    Tags
    Summary

    He wasn't himself, he was broken and they fixed him. It's okay Gamzee. It's all okay now. You were sick.

    Putting Gamzee back on the slime and pretending nothing happened doesn't make the problem go away. It just covers it up for a little while, and sooner or later, something's going to give.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,122
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    531
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    12,369

    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 88

    Tags
    Summary

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.

    (A kindergarten AU fan-adventure with badly-drawn pictures panels that are works of art and sometimes animated!!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,684
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    519
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    9,784

    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

    Tags
    Summary

    After brokering a truce between humanity and the Chimera Ants, the Hunter Association now closely monitors the former Ant King Meruem and his Royal Guard as they acclimate to human society through a "cultural exchange" program overseen by Chairman Netero himself, who tasks the Ants with activities meant to educate them on the intricacies of human life.

    To the rest of the Royal Guard, it's a steep cost. But not to Meruem, not if it means staying with her.

    A series of unrelated stories exploring a post-rose AU where no one dies and Meruem is determined to uphold the peace treaty, even in the face of Netero's assignments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,960
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,604

    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Orochimaru is reborn as one of the Zoldyck children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    19
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    4,142
    Bookmarks:
    978
    Hits:
    30,917

    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

    Tags
    Summary

    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    1,776

    15 Jun 2026