FranticJumpingBean
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Local sensei tries to protect his 12 precious students. By confronting an ANBU Commander.
It would have been sweet except said 12 students are Bingo Book famous jōnins.
Now it's just hilarious.
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One step back but two steps forward.
Or the one in which, Atem waxes poetry about Yugi!
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Why Clint Barton claimed Tony for Movie Nights by FranticJumpingBean
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Dec 2016
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In which Tony can't stay still and Clint learns an important fact for movie nights.
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Its all fun and games (until you lose your beard) by FranticJumpingBean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Nov 2016
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Here have some fluff!
Dad!Tony Stark + Toddler + Shaving Foam -
Meeting Strangers by FranticJumpingBean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jul 2016
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self-prompt: imagine person A brings their kid to work sometimes and the kid, for some reason, decides to defame person A in front of the customers. This happens many times and it freaks out the new customers - including person B - until the regular customers reassure them that everything is alright and the kid is simply grumpy and annoyed with A's refusal to buy some toy.
Tony just wants some coffee.
Tony gets a scene caused by a grumpy, balance-challenged kid and some concerns.
But everything is okay again and Tony gets amazing coffee...
...and also a small new friend.
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Snapshots: A Time Traveler's Life by FranticJumpingBean
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2015
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When Sandaime-sama sacrifices himself to save the Namikaze family during Naruto’s birth, the threads of fate are rewoven. Loose ends have been either tied up or cut off. Lives are changed for better or worse.
Sakura’s trying to figure out where her fate has landed.
“If we were wolves, you’d be the runt of the litter. Left for dead or eaten alive in the winter.” Her teeth were bared at him in something of a snarl with tears in her eyes. It was an ugly look, she knew, but she’d rather say her piece now if her team intends to leave her behind.
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21 May 2026
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Hana meets her first love at eleven. It takes Sakura a bit longer to figure that out.
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[SAPPHICSAKURAFRIENDSGIVING]
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- Part 1 of hounded hare: extended
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24 Apr 2026
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He graduated from the Academy at the age of five. Made Chūnin at the age of six. Promoted to Jōnin at ten. By thirteen he’d earned his bingo book entry, his ANBU tattoo and the moniker Copy Nin (Friend Killer).
By fourteen he had lost everyone who had ever mattered to him.
And now at fifteen he’s being told that he is a father.
Like most things on that list, it was being thrust upon him. Unasked for. Unwanted. Albeit quietly, reluctantly, from the somber arms of a girl he didn’t remember from a night he couldn’t remember– one of an endless string of nights that he could not remember.Kakashi is Sakura's father.
For twelve years he gets to forget that fact.
The past always has a way of catching up.- Language:
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16 Apr 2026
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She should have let him die.
It would have been easier. Kinder, maybe, to the shape the world was supposed to keep.
But Sakura Haruno has never been good at walking away from the wounded.
The dead are not dead yet.
Peace is still only a dangerous idea in the mouths of men who have spent their whole lives learning how to bury one another. Konoha does not exist.
In one of the worst moments of her life, half-mad with grief, on the brink of chakra exhaustion, surrounded by ghosts who should neither walk nor speak, Sakura saves the wrong man.
She does not mean to change the world. She only means for one boy to live.
But the past is not merciful to those who touch it. It closes around what she has done before she can understand the cost, drawing in the life she stole back from death, the blade that almost ended it, the brother who would burn the world before surrendering him, and the impossible dream of a village no one has yet dared to build.
Uchiha and Senju begin to circle the shape of her mistake, and history shifts with them.
Time bares its teeth.
And somewhere ahead of all this, Team 7 is still looking for her.
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15 Apr 2026
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When Momo can't sleep at night, there's only one person she wants to hear from.
OR; Ken comes over during the late hours of the night, to comfort a nightmare-prone Momo Ayase.
Mostly just fluff.
Bookmarked by FranticJumpingBean
30 Mar 2026