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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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13 Jul 2026
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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13 Jul 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by Fortuitous_folly
12 Jul 2026
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Don't you hate it when your girlfriend's boyfriend has your number?
Anne's out with Venom, and Eddie learns that Dan believes in honesty and open communication.
That fucker.
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09 Jul 2026
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A Different Kind of Dinner by Malvolia
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
01 Jun 2026
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Damian has visited the Forgers dozens of times, but none of them help to settle his nerves at arriving for the first time as Anya's boyfriend. Loid is a little on edge, himself. Can Anya and Yor help calm things down? (Follows after the events of "Stepping in Sync," but can be read as a stand-alone.)
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- Part 6 of Our Friendship Would Be Uncommon
Bookmarked by Fortuitous_folly
11 Jun 2026