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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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15 Jun 2026
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Eight-year-old Dick Grayson watches his parents die for the second time. He has 30 years' worth of memories of a family falling apart even as they tried to stick together. So when Bruce Wayne shows up as he kneels beside his parents' bodies for the second time, Dick grabs onto his father, turns to the universe and says "No way am I letting you tear my family apart again."
Everyone else is just along for the ride.
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- 7/7
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10 Jun 2026
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“So,” says Rach. “D’you think it really happened, then?”
“I think that an enterprising person may saw through a gallows' ropes if given the time, and that summer heat and rain together will rot any crop if the tarps are stolen, and that poison kills a man more surely than any stained silk, and that even if such magic existed it has never favored the powerless,” Adelina says, somewhat more bitterly than she means to. “But it is a good story.”
In which Adelina is caught in the act. This affects a few things.
Canon-divergence from Inexplicifics’ “Must Brave The Thorns”
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06 Jun 2026
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From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."
The Soothsayer just wanted to help.
Now complete, do not repost without permission. (If you see this on amazon, it isn't me)
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- English
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25 May 2026
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
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- 5/5
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24 May 2026
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A Manual of Podfic Monsters by created by (mistbornhero), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), Mousek, pezzax_podfics (pezzax), Rindle, robinfaipods (Robin_Fai), schittpodding (schittposting), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom
02 Jun 2022
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A study on the monsters of Podficcing.
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- Part 2 of Podfic Related Guides
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- English
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21 May 2026
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Sirius, brightest star in the sky by runoti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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Grace squeezes out a wet chuckle, thick with emotion, before suddenly falling silent. Its mouth does that strange up-down up-down movement, like it’s trying to figure out if it’s perplexed or amused. “Wait a minute—“ The human flops on its side to face them.
“Rock, that almost sounds like I’m your kids’ \.\\.”
“New word.”
“Uh… companion animal.”
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Grace and Rocky talk about evolution, family dynamics, and dogs.
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19 May 2026
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7 year olds bring in unexpected things to show and tell all the time, but when one brings in a SecUnit, well, obviously you need to call their parent to talk about this.
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18 May 2026
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Keep it Simple: A Highly Biased Podfic Guide For Absolute Beginners by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom
20 Oct 2022
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This guide is aimed at beginners with the intention of trying to break down the process so it is less overwhelming. It is, as all guides are, highly biased to what worked for me when I was starting out. If you find it doesn't work for you, I absolutely recommend trying out one of the many different guides out there!
My number one recommendation is: just go for it! Things are less complicated than you think. There are a hundred of extra bells and whistles you can start adding on once you're ready, but try and keep it dead simple for your first one.
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15 May 2026
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Of Artificial Suns And Alternate Courses by dorianne77
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
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“A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.
“Yes.”
“With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.
“They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”
If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.
“I know it sounds bad at first—“
“Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”
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Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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To Break Their Sleep by zorrosuchil
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
18 Sep 2009
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Will does not say so much as admit, "I am an Old One." To this, Lucy only takes his hand and smiles and says, "I was old once, too."
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13 May 2026
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Burning a Dead Man's Fingertips by GreenQueenofClubs
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alex Rider (TV 2020)
08 Jan 2021
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Maybe he had trusted Ian too much. Maybe Alex didn't really need his help. Maybe he was six years too late.
But Yassen would be damned if he let the MI6 ruin another Rider.
If he let them ruin Alex.
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- Part 1 of Broken Hands, Reaching
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- 37,925
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- 7/7
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13 May 2026
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A Place To Rest by Hearthburn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Accidental Warlord series - Inexplicifics
07 May 2026
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In the horrifying wake of the Temple sacking, Obi-Wan finds four precious younglings still alive, and flings himself into the Force on a wish and a prayer, hoping to find a place of safety for them all. He finds a better one than he could have dreamed of, an oasis of kindness in a galaxy gone Dark and mad. But this oasis has its own strangeness and secrets. If Obi-wan and the children can adapt, they may have a safe place to rest, heal, and even restart the Order. But adapting means Obi-wan must face some hard truths about himself, Anakin, and the Order as they knew it. The results will change the fate of the galaxy, forever.
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- 55/55
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12 May 2026
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Ian was twenty-four years old when his brother was assassinated, his sister-in-law became collateral damage, and a screaming wriggling bundle was deposited in his arms.
“We’ll need to open an investigation” Blunt said, “I need someone to run it”.
He pictured how his life could turn out, taking care of Alex in between missions, jetting all over the world to track down the bastards who orphaned his nephew, and-
-and raising Alex, actually raising him, ensuring that he was happy and cared for and loved…
That seemed like a far better way to honour his dead brother’s memory.
“Well, Agent Rider? What is your decision?”
Ian glanced over at Jones, knew that she knew what he was thinking by the slight upward curl of her lips, smiled, then turned back to Blunt and stared him straight in the eye.
“I quit”.Or, the one where Ian tells Blunt to go fuck himself, Alex is unwillingly drawn into the spy world at fourteen anyway, and Yassen finds a certain over-protective rampaging on-the-warpath uncle very attractive indeed.
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10 May 2026
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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06 May 2026
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orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by livermoriumkid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.
Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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- 13/13
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26 Feb 2026
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Ori'vod by TenderLittleSprout
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Feb 2026
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“Captain Rex,” Cody nods sharply, the grip on his helmet tightening. “You’re needed immediately at the Jedi Temple. General Windu will meet you at the hangar and escort you to the Room of a Thousand Fountains.”
“Yes, Commander,” Rex replies blandly, wondering when anyone would tell him what the haran is going on. What is wrong with General Kenobi now? “Do I need to bring Kix, or—”
“Just you, Captain,” Cody interrupts. “Quick as you can. We’ll see you shortly.” The holo winks out, and Rex stands there for a moment, just breathing.
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24 Feb 2026
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Kids love Swedish fish.
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- 100
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05 Jan 2026
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burn your draft card, we're going to hell by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Nov 2023
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“You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.
“Did I not tell you?” The General asks.
No, he did fucking not.
“Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”
When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.
“Cody? Are you upset, dear?”
(In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)
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04 Jan 2026
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In the face of a disaster it could neither observe nor understand, a beloved family GPS tries to get its family to safety despite a tragic lack of battery.
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18 Aug 2025