Flamboyansus



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    Vox has spent months failing to capture the perfect image of Alastor.

    He has spent years failing to dismantle her.

    So, when Alastor casually offers him the one thing he shouldn't want—a seat at the table to watch the life he covets—Vox realizes too late that she’s offering him a cage

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    "Alastor," he spat, his voice trembling with rage. "You just propositioned me. You asked if I wanted to do a threesome with you."

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    17 Jul 2026

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    ( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )

    Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.

    Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~

    (EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Lucifer delivers news that Vox will be staying at the hotel. Alastor gives his old friend three strikes—first by interrupting his hunting, second by seeing Lucifer flirt with Vox in public, and third by overhearing Vox's suggestive remarks to Lucifer himself. The Radio Demon finally snaps, leaving Vox bloodied but alive, before dragging Lucifer away for a very thorough punishment—one that leaves the King of Hell sobbing, grateful, and thoroughly claimed by the end. The lesson? Don't provoke possessive cannibals... especially when they're already irritated.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Alastor has spent months trying to summon a demon to no avail, until one night, he unexpectedly succeeds. Only, it isn't just any old demon that comes knocking on his door - it's himself.

    What could his demonic counterpart possibly want with him?

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    10 May 2026

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    Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.

    He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).

    But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.

    Even if it takes some drastic measures.

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    07 May 2026