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The bizarre gay couple moves in next door on a cold November Friday. Meg meets them in the hallway as she's leaving for school, her duffle coat buttoned all the way up to the chin. Seventeen years old and about to miss her bus, she doesn't want to take much notice of them, but one coughs and (in a peculiar European accent) asks her to help him carry some bags up the building stairs.
The European one has sharp cheekbones and an even sharper outfit, mainly consisting of dress trousers, a fleece and a blazer. His hair is greying and his eyes are pinpoint precise, surveying Meg in a way that could be decently uncomfortable if the situation was hostile - luckily it’s not. His partner lacks the refined edge of his husband. Meg makes the mistake of looking him in the eye and Thomas skittishly darts his gaze away. Like a deer about to bolt from a hunter, his eyes are wild.
Fuck it. English literature is boring anyway.
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Meg has two peculiar neighbours move in next door. They don't seem like serial killers, but maybe that's a minimum requirement.
Bookmarked by Fayal_Lir
13 Mar 2026
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What Not to Wear by apidologist
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster, What Ho! Jeeves
08 Mar 2026
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‘I do not believe my request will trouble you, sir.’ Though not actively blushing, grimacing, or otherwise expressing embarrassment, he nevertheless appeared rather sheepish, and hesitated before putting his request into speech. ‘I would appreciate it very much if you would put this back on.’ As he spoke, to my great surprise, he replaced the bundle of scarlet into my willing arms.
‘Could you repeat that, Jeeves? It sounded as if you asked me to replace this cummerbund upon my person.’
A dignified sort of cough escaped him. ‘That is correct, sir.’
Bookmarked by Fayal_Lir
23 Dec 2025
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Upon their return to New York City, Jeeves’s ex pops by to return a box of his belongings. Bertie tries to re-unite the sundered hearts, but maybe Jeeves is thinking about someone else?
Bookmarked by Fayal_Lir
30 Aug 2025
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if it don't bounce back, you go hungry by lesbiancabdriver (CrunchyCrunch14)
Fandoms: Mean Streets (1973)
23 Dec 2023
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"And what's wrong with a kiss between friends, anyway? It can't be a sin. It's a greeting, like a hug. Friends kiss each other all the time, don't they?"
Sleepover ! Girls night !
Bookmarked by Fayal_Lir
27 Aug 2024
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If God’s perfect idiot plucks you out of the gutter, how do you make sure he doesn’t get bored and throw you back in?
Bookmarked by Fayal_Lir
20 Aug 2024

