Farquaad_the_Ferret
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Ennui by Farquaad_the_Ferret
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Mar 2023
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The day Gojo Satoru can deal with boredom in a normal, healthy manner is the day hell freezes over and the sky turns green. In other words, never. This boredom driven escapade leads Satoru to an entirely new dimension incredibly - yet at the same time not at all - similar to his own.
Or, Gojo gets bored and decides to hop dimensions because why not? Nanami is not amused. Atsushi is confused and Dazai gets a partner in breaking the rules - legally, of course.
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57 Measures of Restraint by RiverMagnet
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
14 Apr 2026
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Caine wasn't created to take people on adventures. He was created to torture. One day he wakes up and decides he doesn't want to do it anymore, but every day is a struggle. Every day he considers going back to the original program.
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07 Jun 2026
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it's poetry in motion by abyssalremain
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Mar 2024
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[THEMasterBrain] This is actually the stupidest idea I think you’ve ever had.
[THEMasterBrain] I’m not sure how someone like you can come up with such a STUPID idea but it’s a STUPID IDEA.
[THEMasterBrain] @ZandarOneGS, talk him out of this.
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Or the beginning and the end of Screwllum's teaching assistant career.
(Revised as of 8/24/24.)
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06 Jun 2026
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“I believe… I believe I have upset Nobilis.” Screwllum says, voice quiet. It has Veritas furrowing his brow, taking a few steps forward, coming to stop next to his chair in their shared library. Resting against it, he crosses his arms.
“Everything upsets that cat. A piece of dust floating in the air upsets that cat. Aeons, him seeing his own shadow upsets him. Don’t take it personally.” He certainly doesn’t. But Screwllum cares deeply for Nobilis, carrying him around everywhere, buying him all kinds of toys and housing. He thinks it's too much, but Screwllum thinks it’s too little. “But, for curiosity’s sake…how did you manage to reach that conclusion?”
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Or, Screwllum thinks he's upset Ratio-kitty, Veritas is NOT happy that Screwllum is upset, and Ratio-kitty realizes that perhaps he's made a mistake. (And also Veritas realizes too late that he's got a rival for Screwllum's attention.)
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06 Jun 2026
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typical genius society gossip by abyssalremain
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Jun 2025
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“Jeez, Veritas, calm down! Don’t get angry at me. I wasn’t poking fun, I swear.” Aventurine sits up from his relaxed position on Veritas’s chaise, rubbing the back of his head. “And I don’t know… You were the one that told me in your culture, working with someone on more than like ten research projects was considered marriage. By my count of what you’ve told me…haven’t you worked on like twenty? I probably can get an accurate number if I can get my phone, but then I have to acknowledge my emails and I don’t wanna…”
What?
What?
No.
No. No.
No. No. No. No.
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Or: idiot geniuses in love. (Or the fic where they are married but also courting but also...not even dating.)
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06 Jun 2026
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Screwtio and they gifts they give...
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06 Jun 2026