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sing us a song (you're the piano man) by FPwoper, Opal_autumn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jul 2026
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Edward Teach is fed up with his job as a concert pianist. He’s over having to play the same classical pieces over and over again to polite applause. When he walks into The Lighthouse, a newly opened queer bar, and spots a grand piano in it, he figures he might have found something new and exciting, and he gladly takes the new job the bar owner, Stede Bonnet, offers him. Maybe this bar (and Stede) can be the way out of his slump?
A 2026 OFMD Reverse Big Bang collab between FPwoper (words) and Opal_autumn (art).
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Written for the Wee Con Drabble (/ficlet) Writing Workshop.
Prompts: Nigel Badminton, found family
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- Part 6 of short ficlets
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Learning by veeagainst for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jul 2026
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19 Jul 2026
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Learning
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When Fang suggests that Ed download a new app called 'Roost' to help him slow down in his day-to-day life, Ed finds a whole lot more than he bargained for when he strikes up a pen-pal friendship with TheGentlemanPirate.
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15 Jul 2026
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the pigeons are coming home to roost
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Unconventional Methods by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jul 2026
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Hmm. Should Ed say what he’s thinking?
He shouldn’t. He knows he shouldn’t.
But he does anyway: “So. Uh. Know of one other thing.” Ed looks down, picking at the shark tooth on his jacket, trying to act cazh. He’s not sure it’s working.
“Oh yes?” Stede sounds beyond delighted. His face brightens so much he almost doesn’t look like he hasn’t gotten a wink of sleep. (Almost.)
“Um, yeah. But…” Ed clears his throat. “Can I…uh…tell you what it is somewhere else? Like…in a more private place?”
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Stede has an extremely stubborn case of the hiccups. Lucky for him, Ed knows of something that might help. But…it might change these co-captains’ relationship forever.
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13 Jul 2026
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Unconventional Methods
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Ed is having a difficult time. He's not sure how to keep going every day but he doesn't have to do it alone this time. His boyfriend Stede is there with cups of tea, snacks, and so many cuddles.
Inspired by and following on from clear water to the bottom by thisreader.
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10 Jul 2026
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You will do better in the morning
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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Bookmarked by FPwoper
29 Jun 2026
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Acts Of Contrition
KalansPhantom(potential series?)