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Percy Weasley, reaching the golden years of his marriage and of his life, DIES. Then finds himself back in his 17 year old body, in his last year of schooling. Can he use this second chance to shift the tide of the war and spare the lives of his family and friends?
Oliver Wood, old as fuck, fuck ass old, DIES. Then finds himself back in his 17 year old body, in his last year of schooling.
Now he just has to figure out why Percy Weasley is acting so weird.
OR: Percy and Oliver redo life from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. But they don’t know the other person is a time traveler.
OR: Gellert Grindelwald isn’t a genocidal killer anymore because of the Rainforest Cafe.
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Ginny and Harry, in their bed. Ginny regrets.
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What Does a Teacher, a Cop, and a Mafia Boss Have in Common? by Explicit_Lightsaber_Wh00sh
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
17 Feb 2021
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A need to help those that can't help themselves.
Three weeks. It's all the time Ludwig, a substitute university teacher, needs to fall in love with one of his students. Sadly, the talented Feliciano Vargas is already in a relationship— a bad one, from the way that Ludwig sees it.
Three weeks. It's the amount of time Gilbert Beilshmidt has to wait with his boyfriend (hopeful fiance), Mathew Kirkland, until they know whether or not Mathew's legs can be saved from a car accident. Sadly, the cops don't have enough to get the man responsible.
Three weeks. It's the amount of time it takes for the cops to be corrupted by the local mafia group(s). But, perhaps, with the hero Alfred F. Braginsky (nee Jones-Kirkland, he took his wife's name), he can save his workplace from being nothing more than a front for the mobs. Spoilers, he doesn't.
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Percy Weasley is, essentially, a prostitute to Lucius Malfoy because his family is broke and Percy has already slept with the pureblood once before, so what's the harm? Not like his boyfriends (that's right, he's got three) are against it /that much/.
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Give Me a Pulse Over Politics Any Day by Explicit_Lightsaber_Wh00sh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2020
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The ministry is filled with Death Eaters and Percy, at the end of his wits and grieving over the death of his brother, does something he might regret.
Trigger warning, for depression, attempted suicide, and mild torture.
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Sand Dollar Child by withay for 60sec400
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
16 Sep 2022
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There's far too much divinity in Percy Jackson. It oozes from him, to the point where he's sometimes mistaken for Poseidon. Percy doesn't know this yet. All he knows is that this nereid is asking to borrow five drachmas.
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Together Once Again by wishywashy14
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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When Castor had died in the Battle of the Labyrinth, Pollux had been left twinless. So when the ghost of his brother that only he could see turns up in their cabin, he honestly thought someone had spiked his drink.
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"Hey Pol', what's up?" a voice said behind him, and he startled, quickly finding his sword and spinning around, sloshing his drink around in his cup. He froze and inhaled sharply at the sight, eyes threatening to water. He opened his mouth to scream, but no sound came out, except for one trembling name.
"C-Cas'?"
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- Part 1 of Some Dam Miracles
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13 Mar 2026
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it was you all the way down by cherryfeather
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Sep 2024
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The staff meeting after Cat had broken her foot had involved a lot of reassigning, since she couldn’t exactly do the usual society beat with her foot in a boot. So much that Clark hadn’t really thought twice when Perry had said “and Kent, you’ll take the new Wayne foundation piece,” because sure, he liked working the philanthropy stories occasionally. It wasn’t until they’d gotten back to their desks that Lois had burst into a fit of snickering and said “oh, I would pay money to see how you’re going to handle Bruce Wayne for two weeks,” and Clark had realized how majorly screwed he was.
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On a two-week assignment, Clark does his best to figure out Bruce Wayne. Bruce does his best to make sure he can't. Unfortunately, they're just too good at working together, even when they don't know it.For Superbat Week 2024, day 1: identity shenanigans.
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- Part 1 of Superbat Week 2024
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“Then that may be for the best, too,” he said, when he was sure his voice would stay even. “There are certain expectations regarding how long Bruce Wayne stays interested in a person. Maybe we both get it out of our systems, familiarity breeds contempt, and it comes to a graceful end on its own.”
Familiarity breeds content BRUH that's not the only thing Batman wants to breed 💀 sorry that popped into my head and I had to share it. I love this fic it's so fun and your writing is amazing!!
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“Harry Potter.”
The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.
“The Boy Who Lived.”
A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.
Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.
“Come to die.”
Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.
When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.
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26 Dec 2021
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Not quite a coincidence by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2021
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Tommy died.
Except, he didn't.
And now he doesn't know where he is.
or,
Three different universes, one where Tommy finally snapped, one where he grew up like a normal kid, and one where he's traumatized and doesn't trust the people closest to him.
What happens when the realities switch?
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02 May 2021