9 Bookmarks by Expensive69
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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- 72/72
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08 May 2026
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Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.
These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.
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- Part 3 of these two shitheads
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- English
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- 192,408
- Chapters:
- 104/104
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08 May 2026
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After We Fell Apart by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Aug 2015
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Not all relationships can stand the test of time—especially when said relationship blossoms in tandem with the mounting pressures from the Inquisition.
Cullen and the Inquisitor grow apart just before Corypheus is defeated. In the aftermath, the tension between them and Cullen’s worsening symptoms from his lyrium withdrawal convince him to leave his post and return to South Reach to be with his family. Almost two years later, the Inquisitor arrives there on business and sees him again for the first time. Unsurprisingly, he has not gotten any less handsome, and she is not any less regretful about what happened between them. But reconciliation is not an easy process, nor is it an inevitable one.
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- 31/31
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04 May 2026
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This Isn't My Idea Of Fun by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
20 Jan 2017
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A Trespasser DLC story featuring noble meetings, a horde of Qunari, and a slew of conversations about feelings. So basically it's Katria Trevelyan's worst nightmare.
This is the official sequel to my previous story, Are We Having Fun Yet!
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23 Apr 2026
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Are We Having Fun Yet? by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
06 Feb 2016
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In which Katria Trevelyan, whose only combat specialization is sarcasm, has to learn to get along with the more serious members of the Inquisition. She even begins to tolerate Cullen. Until she's in love with him.
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- English
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- 179,556
- Chapters:
- 59/59
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22 Apr 2026
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After a lifetime of fearing and deeply hating necromancers, Rook has to reconcile her burgeoning attraction to a certain resident Fade expert.
A.K.A. A lonely, emotionally and physically scarred Rook absolutely gets her shit rocked by how gentle and kind professor Emmrich Volkarin is.
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19 Apr 2026
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To admit to miss him meant that she cared for him. But she was the Inquisitor. This she could not demand from her Commander.
A series of letters exchanged by Inquisitor Yali Trevelyan and Commander Cullen Rutherford. Written for the Cullen Romancers 'Love Letters' event on Tumblr!
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15 Apr 2026
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Aurora has dedicated her life to spreading the word of Lathander, and enacting His holy causes. She is blessed as one of His clerics, and is as devoted as they come.
What she doesn't expect is to be abducted by mindflayers, and forced to travel alongside a vampire that she should probably hate. Astarion's very existence is a test of her faith, and by all rights, she should've killed him when she awoke one night to his fangs at her neck.
But how could an undead creature look so beautiful in the dawn that she’s spent years worshipping? And what does it say about her faith, as she begins to fall for a being she is sworn to destroy?
Throughout their journey, Aurora is forced to confront her own traumas, while helping Astarion face his. As their pasts catch up with them, one question remains: can their love grow beyond their beliefs, or will their differences break them apart entirely?
Plot starts in Act 1 and major events are canon-compliant, with the narrative centring on how Aurora and Astarion’s relationship builds from dislike, to lust, and somehow, to love.
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10 Nov 2025
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Rook can swing a hammer with the force to break an ogre's skull. She can send Antaam fighters to the ground with a well-timed bash from her shield. She is strong, and quick for her size, and she's gotten much better, in the past months, at reading a battlefield. At figuring out where best to position herself in relation to her enemies and allies. She's good at killing, when people need to be killed.
She has no idea how to fight someone powerful enough to drag a moon through space. She has no idea if it can be done at all.
The gods are making their move. Rook just wants to find some comfort with Emmrich before she faces them, but he has other things on his mind.
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- Part 4 of New Foundation
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10 Aug 2025