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Despite the yelling, the flashing lights and clicks of shutter buttons, the ever-mounting noise, Lounds’ voice cut through like the ring of a bell, sharp and high. “Mr. Graham,” she shouted, “didn’t they find you at Stammets’ table?”
Jack Crawford repeated, “No further questions!” at the top of his lungs like a mantra. The way a child would, in combination with ears covered and eyes screwed shut, to block out an unpleasant sound.
“Did you eat them!” Lounds yelled over the din. “Did you eat the mushrooms!”
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In which Will Graham survives an abduction by a serial killer, only to find that somehow he's garnered the interest of at least one more.Series
- Part 1 of Consequences Universe
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survival of the sluttiest by fingerstripesofchaos
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
23 Nov 2022
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As usual, Commander Cody cannot get a break. Even when it comes to trying to discover who his general really is and controlling the 212th.
gist is: just another fic about the clone wars that sometimes contains chats.
ft. obi-wan being a whore, anakin realizing hes a moody teenager, the jedi and the clones being intertwined, and everyone all falling in love with obi-wan.Series
- Part 1 of chat (?) fic + extras
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Spiderhead by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jul 2021
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Peter acts like a spider.
The bats have opinions on it.
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- Part 1 of Spider and Bat Friends
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and I can be your guardian trainwreck by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jun 2022
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“He got into a car with tinted windows and an asshole driver,” Matt says, very slowly and stiffly. “We thought he was being kidnapped.”
“It’s not that weird.” Wade chirps, though it doesn’t make Tony look less like he’s going to pop a fuse.
Peter sometimes can’t believe his life.
(AKA: Daredevil and Deadpool, being well-adjusted individuals who are very normal about Peter being a kid, handle Peter being a kid... well.)
[all works in this series can be read as standalones]
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- Part 6 of Growing Pains
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Coincidence? I think not! by IAmMOC
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Jun 2026
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“Figures you’re a conspiracy theorist, Spidey.” Tony smirked when the kid startled, swiveling around. His shoulders loosened as he saw who had spoken.
“Figures you don’t know what a conspiracy theory is,” he replied brightly, none of the deliriousness from the other night apparent. He waved the thin, purple paper in his face. “This is journalism. Did you know ostriches can run up to 45 miles per hour? They’re like—” he floundered for the perfect word. “Bird demons!”
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OR: Tony Stark has been running into Spider-Man an awful lot lately, and every time he does something bizarre seems to happen, whether it's to do with a trash-themed villain or birds taking over the planet. However, it slowly becomes clear that some of the chaos isn't random at all, and Spider-Man is right in the center of it.
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- Part 16 of Peter Parker and the shit he goes through
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31 May 2026
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At 25, Tony Stark watched as the government found a lost icon, and reintroduced him to the world. At 25, Tony refused to join the Avengers Initiative, only stepping forward to help when the world became endangered. He'd used the suit he'd created to fly a missile into the sky.
At 27, Tony watched as the group of heroes turned against the government. He watched as they teamed up with a man formally known as James Barnes, and destroyed the system. Steve Rogers had come to the conclusion that if the world he’d woken up in was in chaos, then they would force it to run as they wanted. It took one year before the group had systematically taken over the world.
Tony didn't grow up into a playboy. He didn't grow up in the spotlight like everyone had expected. He grew up fast, and mostly alone. So when the former heroes took over the government, he and a small group of friends went into hiding.
“Stark, I’ve been looking for you,” the man’s grin was anything but kind. Feral. Steve tilted his head as he stared at the face plate that had slid over Tony’s face. “Do you know, you’re just as pretty as your dad was, and even smarter.”
At the age of 28, Tony Stark became the most wanted man on the planet.
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Don't Look a Gift Goblin in the Mouth by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2020
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“No, I’m serious, I really do have like, uh—a goblin… thing… in my house!” Jaskier insists. “Will you come take a look at it? I don’t want it to, I don’t know, eat my liver or something?”
Geralt massages at his temple. “Very few monsters are that picky. It would probably just eat all of you.”
Aka: The one where Jaskier hires Geralt to investigate a monster in his house, and the outcome is somehow better and worse than Geralt expects.
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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by Bangs_Coffee_Fandoms_Unite
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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“Cody…” Obi-Wan said softly, his expression shifting. His eyelashes fluttered faintly, a sudden nervousness creeping across his face—an expression the commander had never before seen directed at him. “I… I didn’t think you would do this here, now, if at all. I had perhaps a small idea of your affections after Scarif, but I didn’t believe you would be so bold. Though, with both of us grievously injured, I suppose you thought you had no choice but to be bold…”
Then the Jedi traitor looked at the commander with what could only be described as devastatingly sincere heart-eyes as the tension melted from his jaw, replaced by a relaxed, almost dreamy look. “Oh, Cody… I love you, too…”
Cody blinked once, then twice, then uttered a strangled, “Huh—ghhnnghh…?”
__________Or: After Cody’s inhibitor chip is accidentally activated early, Obi-Wan, who is Stewjoni, where combat and courtship are often one and the same, mistakes his dear commander’s murder attempts for courting.
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20 May 2026
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King of the Interns by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Apr 2024
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Peter's freaking out about his class's upcoming field trip to Stark Industries because Flash has convinced half the class (or possibly more) that Peter's been lying about being an SI intern. And the worst part is that there's nothing Peter can do to change that.
Soon everyone's going to think he's a liar, and it's ruining his life!
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and then there's this asshole by justareaderprobably
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
08 May 2026
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Jaster Mereel, unwitting Mand'alor, acquires yet another new problem in the form of Jedi Master Qui-gon Jinn.
Jango hands over the pad.
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Oya Manda'lor! by Cloud__Chaser
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.
Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...
Warning: A loooot of swearing!
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- Part 1 of Oya Manda'lor!
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Hearts turn to dirt (Along with the rest of your body) by ironhoshi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
25 Jun 2021
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A plan was coming together.
Step One: steal Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Order and make him his Apprentice.
Step Two: undecided.
He could figure out step two later when they were not in the Jedi Temple.
Maul spun around quickly, swooping down to pretty much just snag Kenobi. He lifted the boy like he was a sack of tubers and threw him over his shoulder. The move had really only worked because the young boy was clearly losing his cool. How unlike Kenobi. He could feel the anger radiating from the youngling. Good, that was good.
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We Chase the Stars and Steal the Moon by kj_feybarn for dendral
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Jul 2020
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Quinlan gave in first. “Fine. Ask him for help.”
“But remind him he’s not in charge,” Cody added. Obi-Wan knew that getting Cody to like Hondo was probably a lost cause, but he still hoped. Cody might put up with the Pirate Captain, but that was the extent of it.
Obi-Wan reached for his comm, dialing in the familiar code.
It took only a moment and then Hondo was answering, an exaggerated scowl on his face. “My betrayer!”
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, not bothering to respond to the all too familiar accusation. “How do you feel about stealing something big?”
Hondo looked like he was debating with himself as to whether he wanted to continue being churlish and accusing or whether he wanted to steal things. Thankfully, in this, Hondo was very predictable. “You have drunken too much, my friend, if you have to ask.”
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- Part 1 of Our Legacy Is Meant to Be Told
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In the Name of Science! by Grace_d for coconutknightshade
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Mar 2020
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“You can't use Mister Stark's four hundred dollar tequila to grow diamonds.” Ned says, more blaster fire from his end of the line.
“Diamonds which I could then use to line the repulsor systems.” Peter bites into his apple. “And then I’d always be with him.” Peter adds, “in Spirit.”
"I see what you did there,” Ned says, “and I respect the pun. And the concept. Super freaking cute man. And lame. But mostly cute."
OR Peter's broken his phone again, but luckily FRIDAY can just broadcast his chats with Ned throughout the penthouse. Too bad his spidey-sense doesn't warn him about Mister Stark's unexpected visitors. And if he ends up in Wakanda after that- well he may have found a little loophole in Tony's orders to stay home.
Inspired by @coconutknightshade's amazing "Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash"
Teen for reference to underage drinking and drugs, maybe language.
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- Part 8 of Short Stories for Small Spiders
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Peter Parker Tries Vlogging by Cassiopei_a
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 May 2026
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“I didn’t know you had—why are you—how did you even find—”
“FRIDAY told me you posted a video with hashtag tony stark,” says Mr. Stark, sounding deeply unimpressed
“I—I thought that just—doesn’t it just say chemistry??”
“Yeah, let’s work on subtlety underoos.”
Or,
Peter starts posting videos on YouTube, and Tony senses an opportunity
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The Amazing Arach-Kid by awhoreintheory
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Dick Grayson sees a random kid perform the Flying Grayson's quadruple somersault at a third rate circus. So obviously, he does the sensible thing: joins a suspicious circus under his legal name while his family watches in morbid curiosity and horror.
Because subtlety is for people who didn’t grow up performing death-defying acts thirty feet in the air.
Years of crime-fighting prepared him for a lot of things. What he didn't expect was to lose his footing once and stumble into fatherhood.
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congratulations, you adopted a spider! by maraudersmqry
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Peter was meant to be forgotten, he didn’t think that meant being dropped in Gotham. Or in his eight-year-old body, in the least. Or with vigilantes trying to adopt him!
IN WHICH, Dr. Strange gave Peter one last chance at a life, instead of being emo around the faces who no longer recognized him.
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- Part 1 of de-aged peter w/ batfam!
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04 Apr 2026
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Cobwebs and Shadows by Lindo4556
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Jun 2026
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Some stories begin with a bang. This one begins in silence… inside a capsule.
When Dick Grayson and Wally West discover a mysterious child in a Cadmus lab — created from their own DNA — their lives are changed forever. Peter West-Grayson is only five years old, but behind his wide eyes lies something strange. Something familiar.
Now living under the same roof, Peter begins to adapt to the chaos of the Batfamily and the warmth of the Flash clan. As he learns to laugh, play, and love like a real child, shadows of forgotten truths cling to him — truths he won’t share, not yet.
In a house full of heroes, secrets are just part of the silence between heartbeats. And Peter… is very good at keeping quiet.
A story about found family, healing, and the quiet courage of a boy who knows far too much for his age.
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- Part 1 of Legacy of Two Worlds
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Who's Ready for Tomorrow by tsaiibii
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jun 2026
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There's a kid roaming around Gotham who looks eerily similar to one of their own. He has his nose, his smile, and his annoying ability of acrobatically removing himself from awkward situations.
So if the kid really is Dick's son, it only makes sense to bring him in, right? Peter's probably homeless, weirdly dusty, and yet strangely steadfast in his lie that his "guardian" is at home just asleep.
"He's just super tired from the trip. Passed out as soon as we got here actually. But he's at home waiting for me."
That has to be a lie. Right?
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02 Apr 2026
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A Spider in the Iron Den by olivewritesthings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
06 Jun 2026
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The email came into his inbox on a Tuesday afternoon.
Congratulations Peter Parker!
You have been accepted to the Stark Industries Internship program! As a member of this program, you will get the opportunity to work on important programs among Stark Industries scientists. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at 3:30 PM.
Thank you,
Pepper PottsNow, this was great for Peter Parker. More than great! It meant that Peter would have something to put on his college applications, and potentially a letter of recommendation, and it meant he would have an actual challenge for once in his life.
This development, however, was not great for Spider-man. Spider-man was being hunted down by the Avengers, which Mr. Stark happened to be a part of. And Peter Parker happened to be Spider-man.
OR: Peter Parker is interining at Stark industries. The spider that bit Peter had a few more effects than it does in canon, including but not limited to: fangs, way worse instincts, and an annoyingly sentient spidey sense