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Post season 2, Val and Vel have gotten sick of Vox's continued moping over Alastor, and decide to take drastic measures. Velvette brews a spell that will remove Vox's memories of the Radio Demon.
Alastor though he was happy to be free of Vox's incessant stalking and posturing, but when it actually goes away? When Vox looks right at Alastor and doesn't recognize him? Alastor realizes he misses Vox more than he thought possible.
It's going to take a magic older than anything Alastor has encountered before, and that will require a sacrifice Alastor previously never would've even considered, if he wants to bring his Vox back.- Language:
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09 Jul 2026
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Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.
Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.
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25 May 2026
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Strange and Mad and Messy by MothballMilkshake for AnnoyinglyCute
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2026
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Baxter prided himself on his ability to measure things to their exact variable. To predict the result of an experiment with over ninety-eight percent accuracy based on the observations he'd made so far. He did not often put himself into situations wherein he was not at least eighty-three percent certain of the outcome. Even the battle at Vee Tower had fallen within those margins, and whilst he had only given Velvette a fifty-nine percent chance of showing up, he had at least considered the possibility.
Situations with less certainty than that eighty-three percent made him nervous. He had tried to gather more data, but whilst Niffty was undeniably charming, she was also incredibly unpredictable. Baxter did not like unpredictable things.
At least – he thought he didn't.
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Or: Baxter takes Niffty on a date. It ends... about as well as you'd expect.
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24 Apr 2026
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Charlie thinks that the hotel's guest and staff could benefit from having a little more music in their afterlives. Alastor is ecstatic to have the opportunity to expand the array of instruments he can play.
And then he discovers the most awful, wonderful, baffling instrument he's ever seen.
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- Part 6 of Alastor Week
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23 Apr 2026
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It's been a month since the annual extermination, and everyone knows what that means: big sale on leather and animal hides!
Alastor is disappointed they don't have any new deerskin this year.
Of course, if he really wants fresh deerskin, there's an obvious solution to the problem.
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- Part 5 of Alastor Week
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23 Apr 2026