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Hannibal first meets Death when he's 11. He decides then and there that Death is the most beautiful monster in the world and he's in love. The thing is, Death is rather smitten too. Can Hannibal woo death? Probably, because he murders people and all that...
Twisted fluff, basically.- Language:
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06 Jul 2026
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“What’s wrong with your green card?” Will can’t hope to stop the words from tumbling forth - didn’t even know they were about to spill from his mouth when he opened it - and his cheeks flush when he realizes how intrusive and presumptuous that question is.
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- Part 23 of Bellarai Write AU_gust 2020
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- 2/2
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27 Jun 2026
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It would be easy, technically. Swipe up, tap the name and hold the phone to his ear. He could say the words out loud. Not all of them. Just the beginning. Just, I’m not okay. He thinks of it in pieces. If he said that, if he let it out, Hannibal would understand. More than anyone else could. Maybe even more than Will himself.
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Will’s fever is burning him up, leaving him delirious and desperate, so he reaches out to only one he trusts to hold him through the haze. <3Series
- Part 1 of i’m on fire
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- 1/1
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22 Jun 2026
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It’s not like Hannibal didn’t know that Will was hiding something. It was after the third body drop a week ago that it became clear that Will had a secret that somehow involved the case, one he wasn’t willing to share yet, not even with Hannibal.
At 6:43 AM, Will had texted Hannibal that a fourth body had been found and that he was on his way to the scene with Jack.
At 8:06 PM, Will had stepped into Hannibal’s office, thirty-six minutes past his appointment time, and practically shouted “I used to be a stripper!” as loudly as his hoarse voice would allow him to.
Hannibal Lecter, though not phased by much in life, has never been entirely able to predict Will Graham, but this is just… getting out of control.
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Alternatively, the FBI is hunting a serial killer targeting male strippers, and Will decides to throw himself into the fray. Hannibal is beyond pleased.- Language:
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- 10/10
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22 Jun 2026
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Will receives a rather graphic letter from an incarcerated Hannibal and confronts him about it. Things unravel from there. Trust Hannibal Lecter to turn dickpics into an artform.
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- 4/4
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18 Jun 2026
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During the case of Ted, a young man that refuses to accept his identity, Thirteen makes an assumption about her boss and confronts Wilson about it.
(title inspired by But I'm A Cheerleader)
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- 4/4
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08 Jun 2026
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“Me?” the unknown man laughed airily, “I’m no one important.”
“The king does not invite unimportant people.”
The unknown man smirked, like he was privy to a joke Goro was ignorant of, “Hm, that’s true. Alright, you may call me ‘Joker’, if you want. It’s what most people think of me as: just a funny man making people smile.”
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Prince Goro is bored, frustrated and horny. Luckily he meets a handsome man at a masquerade ball thrown in honour of his birthday, and pounces on the opportunity for a no-strings attached one night stand. Akira's just surprised at how easy this heist is.
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- Part 28 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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20 Mar 2026
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After a billiards-based drinking game quickly devolves into shameless flirting, both Ren and Goro are awakened to the rapidly escalating sexual tension between them. In the following weeks of antics, who will be the first one to snap?
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- Part 1 of Ren and Goro: Disaster Couple
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- 8/8
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20 Mar 2026
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joker420: maybe you should stand up and touch your toes
joker420: while facing away from the camera
joker420: to help u destress
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One night at 3AM, Glitch streamer Joker420 discovers a chess streamer with zero viewers. He simps.
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20 Mar 2026
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“Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”
Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.
Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.
“You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”
Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.
So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.
Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.
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18 Jan 2026
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0422-XXXX: Hey.
0422-XXXX: It’s the guy from the restaurant this afternoon. I was debating whether or not to send you this message, but I feel it’s only fair I let you know.
0422-XXXX: I’m not interested.
0422-XXXX: I do appreciate you giving me your number, and I’m sure your confidence will treat you well in the future. But I likely won’t contact you any further than this.
0422-XXXX: Best wishes.
akira kurusu: ????????
akira kurusu: excuse me??
akira kurusu: i don’t remember giving anyone my number today????
akira kurusu: or going out, for that matter???
0422-XXXX: I must have the wrong number, then. Apologies for the inconvenience.
akira kurusu: np dude well done on the rejectionakira kurusu: i lied
akira kurusu: that was an awful rejection
0422-XXXX: Excuse me?- Language:
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16 Dec 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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- 1/1
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04 Aug 2025
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Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.
Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?- Language:
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- 3/4
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06 Jul 2025
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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- English
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- 14/14
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06 Jul 2025
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"Sheesh, you're so obse-" Perona trails off, eyes widening as she watches Zoro stare out the window, a faraway look on his face. "Oh," she breathes, realising, "You're in love with him."
(Zoro would like to say he denied the words, that's stupid, he's just my captain, he could have said, but no, he just sat there frozen, the air punched out of him, watching the water droplets hit the window.)
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- Part 1 of celestial
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03 May 2025
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“I have more,” Naruto shrugs, and turns around. His back is ninety percent scar tissue, Sasuke realises with a start. There are criss-crossing lines, holes, a burn mark, and several other lacerations from various fights. “The long scar on my chest? You gave me that,” and he laughs awkwardly. “A side glance of chidori got me good.”
Sasuke feels his world slow down until it’s just his slow heart thumping and Naruto, a sheepish smile on his face. “I did that to you?”
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03 May 2025
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Sasuke needs a date to take to his family reunion. Out of desperation, he pays a waiter to pretend to be his boyfriend. The catch? He’s hoping the blond will ensure his parents never ask him to bring a date to the house ever again.
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- 1/1
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03 May 2025
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“Can I kiss you?” Luffy asked, holding Zoro’s breath hostage.
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03 May 2025
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A taste for the Sweeter things in Life by SakumiYukime for shortaf
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2021
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"Have you tried it?" Luffy asks, offering his bottle. His cheeks are warmer than usual, the flush traveling all the way to the tip of his ears.
Zoro adverts his eyes, certain the alcohol is to blame. "I haven't."
"Really?" Luffy sounds breathless, surprised. "You should. It's really good!"
"Thanks, captain. But I'll pass. I'm not a fan of sweet things." he says, eyeing the bottle, then Luffy, "Too sickening."
Luffy wrinkles his nose in disdain. Then halts, his eyes widening momentarily. There's a promise of a challenge in his smile. "You don't know what you're talking about."
Or, Zoro gifts Luffy a bottle of sweet alcohol and Luffy is very determined to show his swordsman just how good it tastes.
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03 May 2025
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A year after Jiraiya's death, a new Icha Icha volume gets published. Self-declared Number One Fan, Hatake Kakashi, grows suspicious, but keeps buying them anyway.
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03 May 2025