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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    After being (willingly) kidnapped by Vox, Alastor finds himself dealing with three consequences he never could have anticipated:

    1. Everyone becomes convinced he and Vox are dating.
    2. “Staticradio” explodes into the most popular “ship” in Hell.
    3. In an effort to assess the situation, Alastor makes the fatal decision to investigate “the fandom.”

    Several hundred fanfics, countless hours of research, and one full-blown identity crisis later, Hell has gained an unexpectedly prolific radioapple author.

    (Or: Alastor discovers fanfiction, develops increasingly strong opinions about characterization, and somehow ends up writing radioapple.)

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    02 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Lucifer Magne has been exiled from the magical world. A punishment he was once content to deal with... until his daughter began showing the signs of being a witch herself. Stripped of magic, and unable to speak of who he once was, Lucifer is faced with the struggle to find her a proper teacher...

    Fortunately, the notorious Alastor Hart is willing to take on the task.
    Unfortunately, he's a fucking asshole.

    A deal must be made. Hopefully Lucifer is comfortable in a maid dress.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Lucifer had known that getting along with Alastor wasn’t going to be easy, but he hadn’t thought it would be this hard, either. And for the record, Lucifer had been more than prepared to cut him some major, major slack. Waking up to learn that you had no eyeballs left to speak of and that you were effectively under house arrest until your only chance of ever seeing again had recovered enough to try to pull off a literal miracle in Hell would have been a hard pill for anyone to swallow, let alone for someone with the personality of a wet cat. Frankly, Lucifer isn't even sure why he cares so much. If Alastor wants to handle things himself, then so be it.

    After all, it's not like he's the guy's keeper.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    “Why him?”

    Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.

    There’s a lot he can say here.

    Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.

    But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Lucifer and Alastor had only just begun dating when Lucifer informs Alastor that he needs to leave for a couple months to handle some royal duties in the other rings. Just before the king leaves, Lucifer gives Alastor his snake to keep him company, and Alastor sends his shadow to accompany Lucifer on his trip around Hell.

    In other words, they outsource their affection and bonding time to third parties.

    For RadioApple Week Day 4: Bonding

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    10 Jul 2026