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They meet in a pub, ten years after the war by Elpinice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2024
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They stare at each other one moment longer, before the bartender reluctantly smiles and pulls a smoke for himself out of the back of his jeans.
“Never thought I´d see you here.”
He lights a new matchstick and his face glows for a moment, enlightening faint scars. He exhales and keeps studying Harry.
Harry almost smiles. “Where did you thought I would be?"
“Dead, I suppose,” the bartender says matter-of-factly.
Well.
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“Shut the fuck up, asshole,” Weasley spits. “That’s all you’ve got to say?”
“What d’you want me to say?”
“The reason you’ve slept with my fucking husband, you dirty little piece of shit!” she says, practically trembling with anger.
“Well, I suppose ‘He’s a bloody genius giving head’ isn’t exactly what you want to hear, is it?” Draco asks wryly.
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Stiles freezes and so does Derek, his eyes going wide and bright blue for just a second. He sees him scenting the air, as if trying to prove it´s really Stiles, like he pointlessly used to do right after the nogitsune.
And then, the next worst possible happens.
The stupid frat guy in charge of the karaoke must be some kind of psychic, because Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne starts playing.
Or: my self-indulgent teen angst post break-up fic with the most dramatic soundtrack. -
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It´s prime time for some hunters to become the hunted.
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When some song lyrics are just too fitting to be ignored, this is what happens. -
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It´s not a proposal, never will be.
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In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.
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21 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship.
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19 Jun 2026
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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26 May 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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01 Mar 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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23 Feb 2026