Elder_Cryptid
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If your session leader had any sense, they explicitly banned sloppy interspecies makeouts. If you're anything like the average SBurb player, you've completely ignored that rule - or you plan to, anyway.
This text should hopefully serve as a useful guide for having those sloppy interspecies makeouts. Because trust me, its WAY more complicated than you'd think it would be.
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The Prime Ideal by karvs
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DC x Marvel - Fandom
07 Jul 2026
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He had let his dreams go long ago.
Yet now Superboy-Prime found himself in the Marvel Universe, standing in the stead of this world’s Clark Kent working for a Metropolitan Newspaper.
Soul-searching and lost, Prime took on the role of a reporter, hoping that by walking in the footsteps of the Superman he had always admired, he might finally understand the man of steel.Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
30 Jun 2026
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The Stranger by StopTalkingAtMe for RobberBaroness
Fandoms: The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers
24 Jul 2020
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What it came to cursed plays, Macbeth wasn't a patch on The King in Yellow.
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Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
30 Jun 2026
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Being the King of Knights is a full-time job, but unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills in 21st-century Japan. After being labeled the household's "professional freeloader," Saber embarks on a desperate quest to secure a paycheck and protect her dinner portions. From dodging questionable offers from Caster to navigating the paradox of "entry-level" experience, Saber is about to learn that conquering a kingdom was easy in comparison to finding a job these days.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
28 Jun 2026
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A million million paths. All of them leading to nothing. But between the walls, between the mazes, all it would take is one.
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Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
24 Jun 2026
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Marathon: Red Shift by CrazyEyedMustafa
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Marathon (Video Games), Mass Effect Trilogy
30 Jun 2026
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Serin Shepard is unwell. Between the stress of her mission and the existential questions raised by her resurrection, this would be understandable in and of itself. But she's been having strange dreams lately. Dreams where she's running from something behind her, and can never quite escape. Dreams where a voice on a computer screen talks to her, and she can never quite remember what it says.
Meanwhile, on Omega, a down-on-his-luck quarian, while digging through the trash for scraps to repurpose and sell, stumbles upon a human buried in the refuse. Horrifically injured, but somehow still alive. Against all his better judgment, the quarian drags the human home and does his best to help him.
Little does he know, this human is far more than he seems.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
24 Jun 2026