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Remus Lupin turns thirty-five, and decides to give online dating a shot.
Written for Moony’s Midlife Crisis Fest prompt #169:
Modern magical AU. Remus and Sirius meet on a muggle dating site and both try to hide the fact that they are a wizard from the other one
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06 Aug 2026
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At the dorm party, there’s this pretty girl named Rem. She’s shy, her lashes are thick, her fingers are long, and her lips are glossy and pink.
Sirius can’t wait to ruin her.
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02 Aug 2026
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Professional Opinion by TheBlueBlues for LuxaLucifer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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Remus Lupin walks into an expensive grooming salon convinced his body is ruined. One professional opinion from an unfairly attractive technician, and suddenly “ugly” doesn’t feel like the right word anymore…
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02 Aug 2026
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Trust Sirius Black to find a way back from the dead to keep a teenage promise.
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27 Jul 2026
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R/S Games 2017 - Day 1 - Team Sirius
Sirius starts fooling around with his neighbor, and is unpleasantly surprised when he refuses to take things further. Sirius must find out the secret to why this man would refuse to go out with him.
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25 Jul 2026