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    Devil’s Food Cake (illustrated by Miele_Petite) by for Miele_Petite

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    15 Jul 2023

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    Step 1: your demonic boyfriend flirts with you.
    Step 2: teasingly tie him to his own throne.
    Step 3: steal his cake and leave him there. Eat his cake.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: profit.

    In which Aziraphale is, yet again, Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing. (Just don’t let him decorate a cake).

    The adorable and talented Miele_Petite gifted me an illustration last year for my birthday, and it has languished, fic-less for a whole year, before I found the perfect cracksmut to accompany it. I didn’t want to rush something for it, and was willing to wait for just the right plot bunny to go with the inspiration. In deference to the birthday theme, I went with birthday cake. Visit her Tumblr HERE.

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  2. Public Bookmark 40

    No one has to know (inspired by art) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    09 Sep 2023

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    Inspired by this art on twitter By @San970921 (Sandora)

    Aziraphale doesn't have to be undressed for Crowley to almost bring him to his knees. A smutty oneshot.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Wet'N'Wild by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    18 Jan 2020

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    So, another crack!fic of comedy porn was demanded for the “Throat-Spackling Twunts and Other Nonsense” collection (& discord server), On one of the NSFW Good Omens facebook groups, a post was shared which went:

    “Do ya pu$$y ever randomly get wet and you’re just like ???? what is it girl??? What do you see???”

    The comment was “I saw this and it made me think about if Aziraphale decided to have a vulva but didn’t really think too much about how they work and he just gets wet when he sees Crowley and either (a) freaks the fuck out or (b) asks Crowley what the deal is and Crowley chokes on air, and now I’m just giggling like a nut.”

    So I was dared to write a crack version.
    This is absolutely not meant to be taken seriously. Somehow the “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” fic led to this nonsense. I’m not even sorry any more, I’m going to hell anyway. See you filthy buggers down there. *Raises glass*.

    NEW! JuliaJekyll has done a PODFIC go and have a listen!

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    Snake Lessons by for zera

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    21 Dec 2020

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    “That’s the point, Crowley!” Aziraphale snapped. “I’ve never done this before. I couldn’t. They kept track of what we did with our corporations, and I’m sure Hell doesn’t care, but Heaven was very much clear that angels are not supposed to indulge in sex.”

    Crowley didn’t know how to respond to that. He tried to start several sentences at once, producing an array of incoherent sounds that made no sense at all. When he finally regained control over his tongue, he asked, “Not once? In six thousand years?”

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    Like a French Pastry by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    22 Jul 2020

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    During a quiet bit of Sunday banter, the tipsy husbands get to talking about their fantasies.

    One of them involves Crowley shaking hands with Aziraphale's cervix, and Crowley is Very Interested.

    Shenanigans ensue. (Sober and with consent!)

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