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“Mm’nF!!” He mumble screams, because , because because no no No - oh, lovely,
Lovely, lovely;...“That’s a new, very effective, efficient way of shutting him up I think, Monty.”
“Spectacular,” Monty replies, staring down at their two dicks stuffed lovingly into their silly little boy’s mouth- all stretched lips and bulging, straining hamster cheeks. “Truly, chef’s kiss, my dear Jeffrey. Please add it to the database.”
“He’s gone cross-eyed,”
“He has! How endearing! I wonder what would happen if we stuff even more yet into, well, everything. He does have another decent-sized hole, hasn’t he…”
“And he liked it when you came up his nose that one time.”
Or! Freaky Elf (Jeremy Tinklesworth the Third), Monty McTreats and Jeffrey Thankyou reunite after Monty and Jeffrey's work trip away and Freaky Elf's whole thing with the santa and the guy with the same face as him in a van that one time.
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- Part 2 of jingle balls
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21 Jul 2026
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It wasn't even sexual, to start with. I hadn't predicted it would turn out quite this way.
Or; Grace is Stratt’s little puppy.
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29 Jun 2026
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how i look is how i touch by Sintamer (SpiritTamer)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace never considered himself to be the best guy to ask about gender. Sure, he lived in San Francisco, and he was the cool teacher, always priding himself in being understanding and making his class safe space for all of his students, including the queer kids who needed it. He’s better versed on the topic than the average cisgender man, probably, but he’s not claiming to be an expert.
Even so, he was hoping that’d translate into being more knowledgeable about it than an alien with no concept of gender sixteen light years away from Earth was, but there were a lot of things Adrian one-upped him on.
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16 Jun 2026
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Rocky make Grace feel good, statement by lonelyeridianfreak
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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{Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}
“Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”
{I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}
That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.
Ohhhh fudge.
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Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!
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15 Jun 2026
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After giving a crash course on human reproduction as part of his ‘human biology’ classes on Erid, Grace makes the mistake of mentioning that mating is often very energy intensive, active and loud. Most Eridians don’t think much of this as Grace, and by extensions all humans, are already quite leaky and inefficient anyway.
That is until the temperature settings in Grace’s biodome start to fail and Rocky and Adrian come face (or carapace) to face with a scantily clad, sweaty grace who’s showing all the signs from his reproductive lecture.
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09 Jun 2026