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Classy But Trashy and a little bit fruity by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside, Nebulxxx07
Fandoms: Original Work
16 Jun 2026
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The Raccoon King and the Rat king are at odds with one another. With the Opossum king dead, he left the Burger King Crown out somewhere in Trashopia. They both want the crown. What will they do? Flirt each other to the end. Till one of them gets the crown. (They fuck soon)
In the sequel, They’re married for “tax” reasons but are interrupted by the infamous stripper: GUS IN HEELS. LEADER OF THE REBELLION. HE WANTS THAT CROWN AND HE WILL GET IT.
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- Part 1 of School assignments gone haywire
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Can you call it home? by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Jan 2026
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After the Battle Thorin is on the brink of death. In a last ditch effort the dwarves seal him off into the mountain to let the stone heal his soul and body. He is put into a tomb until he regains strength if he doesn't die first.
Bilbo personally thinks this looks like a funeral.
With the king under the mountain resting, and Fíli now the king of Erebor Bilbo returns to the shire a changed hobbit. He now has to gripple with feeling out of sync with the rest of the shire as he tries to return to his old life and heal from his adventure. Grappling with new life and suddenly raising his baby cousin Bilbo slowly starts to heal. So how does he react when Thorin shows up on his door step almost a decade later and why wont the Ring shut the fuck up?
WARNING: This is more of a focus on Bilbo and his life after the adventure, so Thorin is absent for alot of the story.
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Oh what games can uncover by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2025
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Aizawa gets the great idea to make his students create a simple arg... Midoriya is just an extra bitch.
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Its not to late by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Feb 2021
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uhh im bad at summaries, uhh.
“It’s no use, there’s no way out.” The green-haired boy in the corner said, just loud enough for Shota to hear it. His head whipped towards the boy curled up in the corner. He looked as if steam was about to blow out of his ears. “Don’t you dare speak to me, not after all you’ve done.” Midoriya hugged his knees tighter, not uttering a word. Shota continued to look around the small room, after looking around longer He finally sat down across from Midoriya. “Why?”
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School assignments gone haywire by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside, Nebulxxx07
Fandom Original Work
16 Jun 2026
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For as long as he can remember, Harry Potter has felt something in his mind doesn’t fit. Sometimes he wakes up in unfamiliar places, with memories that don’t seem his own and the sensation of having been someone else. Other times, he hears voices in his head, as if different versions of himself were trying to take control. But after years of abuse at the Dursleys’, he learned that silence was safest.
Upon arriving at Hogwarts, the episodes worsen. He loses time, shifts mood without apparent reason, and acts in ways he doesn’t understand. Yet, with the help of his new friends—Neville, Ron, and Hermione—he begins connecting the dots and uncovers the truth: his mind is not a single entity, but a puzzle of fragmented identities, created to withstand the pain of his childhood.
As he struggles to understand himself, Harry finds unexpected allies. Draco Malfoy, his supposed enemy, begins seeing him differently, and what started as rivalry soon deepens into something more. And in Potions professor Severus Snape, he discovers someone who—despite his harshness—understands his suffering more than Harry could ever have imagined.
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- Part 1 of Verse system
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
18 Jul 2026
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Ghosts in the Snow by oddthesungod
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon - All Media Types, Rise of the Guardians (2012)
13 Jun 2026
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In winter, Toothless makes a seemingly invisible friend, Hiccup wonders if they're being haunted and something hungry lurks in the blizzard.
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
18 Jun 2026
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Our Archive of Messages by brickwallsaresosexy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
21 May 2026
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Messages between Doctor Ryland Grace and his twin brother Colt Seavers have been leaked. Here's the archive of texts between the two brothers.
This is prolly gonna be shit and I'm mainly doing this for funsies so don't expect much. Thank you for taking the time to read my hootering and hollering.
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Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
02 May 2026
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Naruto is a girl that everyone seems to forget is a girl. She chooses not to correct those around her and to just accept being thought of as a boy. When a terrible thing is done to her and Naruto ends up a mother, her life is forever changed. She is determined to keep the baby a secret or risk her being taken away.
How will she balance being a ninja all while keeping those around her in the dark about who she really is and what happened to her? And how is she going to deal with Sasuke finding out all her secrets?
_____“Who’s baby is that!” Sasuke yelled a bit louder in frustration.
“Mine!” Naruto yelled back, startling them both with the admission.
“Yours” Sasuke repeated, voice empty with shock.
Naruto spun, baby still in arm and a glare in place once again, “mine” she confirmed, voice not weavering in the slightest.
Sasuke fell back slightly, hand coming up to run through his hair. He whispered ‘yours’ under his breath slightly before cracking his head up to stare daggers at Naruto, “how did you get a baby?”
“Do I have to teach you about the birds and the bees?” Naruto spat, bouncing the Baby slightly while meeting Sasuke’s gaze head on.
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Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
12 Apr 2026
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 May 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
15 Feb 2026