Distorted_DayDreams



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    While the Chief practices his best vengeful face and looks up the recipe for a fake corpse in some freaky alchemy cookbook, Breda and the rest of Team Mustang get to deal with the really annoying bits of this operation.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    "I think you should tell him that at the mission debriefing. Accuracy compromised by girly alchemist handwriting."

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    In which Amestris meets the Wizarding World and things aren't as straightforward as they may seem.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Having Olivier in HP with Mustang was surprisingly great

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    It was James' first time leading a mission, and he was sure that everything would go perfectly. Two weeks undercover with a fake wife and a fake son. Now if only the kid would stop making James want to strangle him, that would be great.

    “What would you know of it? You’re probably just jealous of the kid.”

    Ed's eyes flicked wider, as if he had never even considered that option before.

    “Who’d be jealous of him?” Incredulity dripped from every word, and surely the Fullmetal Alchemist couldn’t be that bad. 

    “So you’ve met him, then?” Bauer asked, intelligence background at work as she sought information about these two children.

    Elric just cackled and flipped open the file. 

    “What’s the bastard left for me this time?”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Funny outsider POV. The author has a few other works that are also outsider POV

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    When the Fullmetal Alchemist is late to make his report, Roy doesn't think anything of it. That is, until he gets a call from the kid himself saying that he ran into Scar, which is more than a little concerning. So he goes immediately to help, because he's not about to let what happened to Hughes happen again.

    When Ed gets to Colonel Mustang's office and finds the man gone, he knows something is out of the ordinary. This feeling is confirmed when he find a note addressed to Lieutenant Hawkeye that the Colonel had to go because Ed was in trouble. Because that could only mean one thing: Envy was leading Roy right into a trap.

    In which Ed and Roy are both idiots who will do anything to save someone in danger, especially if that person is someone they care about. And they stop being stubborn long enough to admit that maybe they do care if the other were to die.

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    28 Jun 2019

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    I love Ed and Mustang acknowledging the care about each other

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    Well, I might as well post this here. So have a collection of my (serious, not fan-girly at all - no sir) artworks and sketches.
    Quite a few will probably be illustrations of scenes from my favourite stories. Those that aren't giftart for amazingly talented writers are - in a way - open for grabs. If you see something and think "man, I'd like to write the story to that pic", feel free to do so. And I will love you forever.

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    11 Mar 2021

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    Lots of cool art. My favorite is ch27 for Flames of Sorrow. There are several pieces for Snipers too.