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A case study in the effects of Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome on the Cardassian body. (Specifically, one Elim Garak.)
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24 Jun 2026
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It's not the pebble, it's the Cardassian by KannaOphelia for cherryontop
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
28 Dec 2020
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Escaping from Interment Camp 371 back to the Alpha Quadrant, Garak and Doctor Julian Bashir find themselves temporarily stranded on Brax, waiting for repairs. Their hosts are friendly, even if the universal translator struggles with their language, and it seems only polite to participate in a charming local festival.
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"Well," Garak said brightly, keeping his smile on his face, even though Bashir couldn't see it, thinking of the jar Bashir had dipped his finger into. "This is awkward."
"I should've been more careful," said Bashir. "Oh, well, it's not too bad. It's not as if this isn't something that happens all the time. We had a seminar on it first year of Academy. You've accidentally married someone in an alien ceremony, what next? It's not like we intend to stay here." Bashir flopped back on the bed, damp tunic and all, and looked up at him. "I feel less worried about getting back in time than I should. I don't know if I'm just too tired, or it's something about this place. Oh, well. Let's discuss it in the morning." He pulled his long bare legs up and shuffled around into a more comfortable position, facing away from Garak. "Go to sleep."
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20 Jun 2026
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Just their luck: Garak and Bashir are stranded together on an uninhabited alien planet. Over months, a mission for survival and a need to share body heat on chilly nights evolves into comfortable domesticity, with physical contact given and received whenever craved. But all perfect things must of course be ruined: their rescue team arrives. Only then do Garak and Bashir realise how intimate they’ve become without realising, and suddenly their shared urge to show gratuitous affection seems inappropriate as friends. But they can’t give it all up, now... can they?
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08 Jun 2026
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This Sanctuary That We Call Home by Retro_Hussy (retro_hussy)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
25 Nov 2024
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After Deep Space Nine is moved to the mouth of the wormhole, Commander Benjamin Sisko discovers the station has inherited a rather strange couple amongst its residents.
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03 May 2026
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Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.
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29 Mar 2026
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A young Bruce Wayne travels to Metropolis to try to gather more information about a mysterious new hero, Superman. After his first attempt—questioning reporter Clark Kent in his hotel room—proves fruitless, he returns to his original plan to meet the man himself. Long aware of a kidnapping plot, Bruce allows himself to be taken captive in hopes that Superman will rescue him. While Superman does make an appearance, nothing else goes according to plan.
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17 May 2025
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Jeeves and the Odd Estrangement by unicornbeck
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
16 May 2021
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I had hurt him. I had thought it was only his pride that I'd wounded, sending him off on that unnecessary night ride, but I saw now that I'd broken his heart.
From Jeeves's point of view
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29 Apr 2025
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White Orchid by Kieron_ODuibhir, orphan_account
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Apr 2022
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Emperor Palpatine dies unexpectedly a year before the Death Star would be deemed operational. His heir apparent, Darth Vader, startles the galaxy by passing up the throne, and then passing it on to the newly-elected Senator of Alderaan, Leia Organa, after the Force leads him to directly to her. The new Empress inherits a terrorized galaxy, a broken Empire to tear down from the inside, and the weirdest second-in-command anyone can imagine.
Or, Vader accidentally hands the galaxy to his rebel daughter, Bail Organa panics professionally, Leia attempts not to get assassinated, and Palpatine rolls in his grave.
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16 Feb 2025
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After fifty years, the trial records of a special prisoner are unsealed and the details and motives of the most well known magical murder are revealed.
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05 Feb 2025
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The Sith Who Brought Life Day by ophelia_interrupted for Binder-lover
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Apr 2012
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An Imperial officer loses a bet and has to get Darth Vader a present for Life Day.
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02 Feb 2025
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He had to face facts. They'd brought him here to the warlord's private quarters—he stole a frightened sidelong glance at the bed, half-visible through an open door—which meant...
Oh god, he was a body slave.- Language:
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12 Jan 2025
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A very bad thing happens. And then we must go on. (The one where Jeeves is shot by a robber and very nearly killed.)
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19 Dec 2024
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The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
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- Part 1 of Seventh Horcrux & Related Works
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16 Sep 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
12 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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15 Sep 2024
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Chapter Thirteen: The Off-Season by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
14 Nov 2023
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...Scholars have coined these periods of uneventfulness, ‘The Off-Season,’ and they offer an entirely new light on both the working and the personal relationship of Jeeves and Wooster.
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An analysis into the works of Bertram Wooster, based on imagined writings in between books.
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17 Aug 2024
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17 Aug 2024
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The Emperor Skywalker Conspiracy by loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
22 Dec 2020
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The Emperor is dead and so is Darth Vader. So. Uh. Who exactly inherits the Galactic throne?
Or, the Holonet discovers the existence of one Luke Skywalker and promptly makes it a meme. I present you the one long rant of a lone blogger trying to disentangle the mystery behind Luke Skywalker and his maybe inheritance of the Empire.
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25 Jun 2024
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04 Jun 2024
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Written for these prompts: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Sha're: an untraditional happy ending; what if Jack had stayed on Abydos after the movie?
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31 May 2024
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Spy Wars by ClawedandCute (Adi_Fire)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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NOT ABANDONED. I'm just struggling with inspiration at the moment!
Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.
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24 Mar 2024