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Directionally Challenged and Reluctantly Participating by Origin_Of_Symmetry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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His gaze sweeps down and then back up, very pointedly noting, “you’re not wearing clothing,” like he’s either trying to determine why Harry isn’t wearing clothing, or why Harry would open the door not wearing clothing.
“Merlin, fuck, what!?” Is Harry’s rather eloquent response.
Harry Potter: Recently orphaned, newly appointed junior lord in the Wizengamot, with no life direction and absolutely zero clue what he’s doing.
Lord Thomas Gaunt shows up one morning at his door, asking for a favor, and Harry quickly finds that it’s not something he can easily refuse.
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22 Jul 2026
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“Okay—okay, fine. You win,” Harry muttered, sounding as though he’d been struck over the head. “Just…don’t be surprised if this goes nowhere. I’m not as interesting as you think.”
Hardly relevant, as Tom’s interest lay solely in the man’s wallet. To obtain what he needed, he would tailor himself accordingly.
Tom smiled, not releasing Harry’s hands as he spoke. “I like you, Harry. Soon, you’ll like me too.”
Or: Tom’s hunt for his golden goose, and how he came to claim it.
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18 Jun 2026
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A cold war between Lord Voldemort and Magical Britain has stretched on for decades. Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived, goes undercover as a low-ranking Death Eater. His goal—stay unnoticed while he gathers intel for the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry is fully unprepared when cool distance from the Dark Lord morphs into a burning obsession that threatens to strip him of all his secrets and everything he thought he knew.
But just like Voldemort, Harry is nothing if not resourceful. He always finds his way out of trouble, even if he has to run straight into it.
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30 Apr 2026
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nastily exhausting wizarding tests by purplestormsnail
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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Dumbledore surprises the student body by hiring eighteen-year-old Tom Riddle, barely out of school himself, to be the new Defense Professor.
Harry’s final year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be very interesting indeed.
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- Part 1 of N.E.W.T.s
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04 Mar 2026
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Tom is a swindler. A scammer. A con artist with a long trail of miserable victims.
But then he messes with the wrong person, and now has one Harry Potter hot on his trail. Who spontaneously has decided to become a scam-baiter.
Except Harry’s aiming to take the scamming to the next level.It all spirals into mutual obsession and a twisted dance of manipulation, mind games, and seduction.
The only question remains: who’s going to come out on top?
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- Part 5 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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04 Mar 2026