DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (26)
- Video Blogging RPF (11)
- Subnautica (Video Game) (6)
- Dream SMP (4)
- Vampires SMP (4)
Recent works
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From Past to Present? by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Jul 2026
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Sire sat at the head of the table, carelessly thumbing through a crumbling tome as he sipped on a blood-filled goblet.
Pyro watched from above. Sticking to the rafters in bat-form. He wasn’t sneaking of course. He was certain that sire knew they were there, his most recent punishment over the conversation he’d had with the townsfolk was more than enough of a reminder. Scott was always watching. But Pyro wasn’t about to get any closer. Wasn’t going to test sire’s patience or risk asking for food while the Owen and Shelby were out of the castle.
Unfortunately, it seemed like others didn’t appreciate the danger Scott posed.
BAM!
The door to the dining hall bursts open
Or~
Past life Scar gets dragged into Vampires SMP by our well meaning and guilt-ridden doctor Legundo after a mishap with one of the magic books. He’s got no clue where he is but he’s not just going to sit still after being kidnapped!What’s a man to do but make a run for the nearest forest and try to find the other member of his cabin-core crew?
Series
- Part 2 of Devourers Vampires SMP Oneshots
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From Sea to Land, Things Really Aren't Much Better by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Subnautica (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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Tommy screamed as the lime green void around him faded. Quickly replaced by a mesh of dark green and brown blurring past as he’s spat out of the portal. He hits soft ground and rolls, bouncing through grass and rocks, violently coming to a stop when his helmet slams face first onto a boulder, shattering the plastic faceplate, and his side collides with the solid trunk of a tree
Or I throw Crafty from my subnautica au into Spoils Of War
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Abolish's Capture by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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“Hi!” Scott smirks. “So~ how’re you liking the room so far?”
A single lantern flickers above Scott’s head and aside from the solid wooden door there’s nothing else. No windows, no table, no bed, and the walls are made of smooth stone. It looks like the kind of place a human could suffocate in if forgotten about for too long.
Abolish tries pushing against the floor, but the chair doesn’t move.
Nailed to the ground.
“Just great,” Abolish grunts, flexing his wrists against the armrests. Trying to keep some circulation going to his hands. “Four out of five stars.”
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Or Abolish had the chance to leave Oakhurst as a human when the barrier fell.
He didn’t leave fast enoughSeries
- Part 1 of Devourers Vampires SMP Oneshots
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Cure Book 4/3 by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Dec 2025
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Abolish’s scent was faint. Easily covered up by the ambient city smells that Pyro had only started to tolerate, but at least Abolish was distinct. Still carrying a hint of Oakhurst, a familiar smell of rotten wood and ash that nothing here could match. The butler must've only arrived recently. He would be disoriented, confused, still clinging onto any familiar habits he once had.
And familiarity is something that Pyro would be more than happy to provide once he finally found the butler and got him safely out of the city before any of its more undesirable organizations tried snatching him up. This City was a consuming force, much like a vampire coven, nothing it touched stays the way it was for long. And if you’re not accepted as a part of it, it eats you alive.
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Part of a series that includes dimension travel to a more modern world. And no, it’s not going to be posted in order, but the parts will be labeled in order. I’m following the muse where it takes me
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This Might As Well Happen Too by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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“Ha! I don’t just give things away for free, and I’m tired of being seen as a last option. Now that the beacons aren’t trapping us in Oakhurst, I’m done giving my fledglings a chance to run off.”
“Well, I’m not one of your fledglings, I’m still human.”
“You’re the one who decided to pretend you were my fledgling, now you’ve got to deal with the consequences. Both good and bad.” Scott’s eyes fade from red to blue, his pupils are still thin, keeping the expression from looking quite human, and his smile softens. “Come along now doctor, let’s explore this strange land we’ve found ourselves in.”
With that, Scott releases Legs and turns on his heel, walking out of the ruined factory. Leaving the metal door open as he disappears into the alley without looking back.
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Following the misadventures of the Castle Vampires + Legundo in another world
Featuring
Pyro finally gets to do Research
Shelby writes fanfiction
Scott is Evil but he Cares
Legundo constantly questioning his morals and sanity
And more! :D
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Recent series
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Devourers Vampires SMP Oneshots by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Vampires SMP
07 Jul 2026
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A collection of V!Smp oneshots that I may or may not rewrite in the future for longer series. Will include crossovers
If it’s here it’s not canon to the main series I’m working on but may share some lore ideas
- Words:
- 7,086
- Works:
- 2
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Possibilities Continued Beyond One Chapter by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Subnautica (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Mar 2026
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This is where I’m going to put past possibilities of the Spoils of War universe if I decide to continue them. These are not official rewrites of the first story and even if they are continued somewhat they may not become complete stories. All of these are written for fun
- Words:
- 30,485
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Three Inches To The Left. It Doesn’t Seem Like Much, But When Reaching A Crossroad It Changes The Destination by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Phasmophobia (Video Game), Vampires SMP
10 Dec 2025
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Like written on the back of the box. This is vampires SMP but the rules of the world were a little bit different. Just a *tad* more realistic and after episode 5 nothing is the same
Pyro didn’t turn anyone, his baby fangs were too under developed. So basically he just mauled Shelby and Cleo, then Scott fully turned them to keep them from dying.
Scott was being driven to turn people rather than kill them by the beacons, that were messing with his vampiric instincts. This feeling only got stronger the longer he went in the week without turning someone.
Owen was also affected by the beacons but his own self hatred and disgust with humanity kept him from acting on it. Only making him more irritable with time. Getting a brief release from these affects whenever Scott turned a new fledgling and the beacon stopped messing with his instincts
Everyone got a BIT more time to develop and interact than in the SMP, but they were still on a time crunch because of Scott being driven to turn people and the added stress/fear of realizing they were trapped in Oakhurst by some creepy magic
It all ends in another world, where they have to deal with the most horrifying thing of all. The Permit Office! :P
- Words:
- 10,671
- Works:
- 2
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Welcome to The End by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2025
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I wanted a dark SBI story where the family was complete and the same species from the beginning. No kidnapping of Tommy or Wilbur or Techno or Phil. Mumza being alive and an important part of the story. But who would be the victims of such a dark SBI family?
Quackity, Sapnap, Karl, Slimecicle, and Squidkid of course!
(Series on hold for now until motivation comes back)
- Words:
- 8,405
- Works:
- 5
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- 13
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A collection of different stories with one thing in common, there’s no zombie virus and piglins could come to the overworld and stay
Most stories will not be connected to each other but will include Overworld Piglins, how they interact with overworlders or their nether kin, and how they fit into the world around them. I just love piglins, I think they’re cute and I get so sad that there’s no cure for them in-game when they zombifie
- Words:
- 1,066
- Works:
- 1
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HC x DC by Little_Ghoast
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Blue Beetle (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Hermitcraft SMP, Justice League Action (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), Phasmophobia (Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
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Interactions between DC characters (mostly focused on the magical side of the community... okay, mostly Constantine bc he's too tired for the Hermit's zany and chaotic shit) and members of Hermitcraft (mostly focused on the Hermits I have watched).
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
11 Sep 2025
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Chronicles of No Good Very Bad Days by EruisaPenguin
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
29 May 2026
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A series of an SIOC being put into multiple Situations™
Yamada Taro, aged nineteen, a simple isekai victim who rather not disturb the canon but unfortunately has the misfortune of meeting THE canon divergent himself.
Hakuchō or Shiro is an AU where SIOC was sent to Narutoverse first before BNHA. Unlike Taro, he drove canon off a cliff. Katoshi suffers.
- Words:
- 44,570
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 160
Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
18 Jan 2025
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Fighting all on the same side at last, the past and present members of Konoha's famous Team Seven came within a hairsbreadth of victory in the battle against Kaguya.
Kakashi and Obito sacrificed everything they had and more to snatch one last miracle survival from the jaws of defeat.
Cast adrift in the Warring Clans Era without the guidance of their sensei, Team Seven vows to avenge their teacher. Zetsu's plots would be unravelled, and Kaguya's ambitions would be ground into dust. Team Seven had a vendetta, and the Will of Fire.
Spite was a perfectly acceptable motivation for saving the world.
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- Part 12 of Ideas of March 2018
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- English
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- 3,372
- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
08 Jul 2024
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“Who’s that?”
There is a pause longer than it should’ve taken the other person to realize that the line is free.
“Oh no, they hired a child,” the man says.
“What the fuck?” Tommy sputters, leaning so far on the chair and so suddenly that both of them nearly tumble to the floor. “Fuck you! I'm not a fucking child.”
The radio crackles, and Tommy realizes with a scowl that the man is laughing.
"Finally, they gave me someone fun to work with."
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A tower in the middle of nowhere, little to no contact with the rest of the world, and only the voice of fellow lookout Wilbur in the radio to keep him sane.
Desperate for money, Tommy signs up for a questionable job at Snowchester National Park and soon realizes that solitude is not going to be a problem. He is never alone in those woods.
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- English
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- 1/8
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
16 Feb 2024
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We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. by muriers for Onyx_Yo
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2023
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“You know, even when we find him, he’ll probably be different.”
Of course things will never be the same again. Tommy can apparently change the fabric of reality, and there’s an international shadow organization after him. They can’t pretend any longer that there’s no rift in the walls, there’s no turning back.
“Hah, that’s just how it is with kids, isn’t it?” Phil laughs, “They grow up so fast.”
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Or, Phil and Techno’s 100% fun and normal road trip to rescue Tommy, with only the occasional murder.