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-salutes- Reporting for obligatory vent sex captain!
Barney and Gordon find themselves in an awkward corner of the vents while racing to Dr. Kleiner's locked office yet again. A golden opportunity cannot simply be wasted though, right?
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Harry's Kineema really has some quirks to it.
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Ethan discovers a hidden talent of Karl's one night when coming into his workshop to call him to bed.
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Ethan makes himself clear on what his and Karl's partnership will entail, and asks what Karl wants in return.
It goes far better than either of them feel they deserve.
Update: Will now have 4 chapters! Chapter 1 is updated to fix spelling errors and to add IMAGES~!!!!!!!!!
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With some space for reprieve, Barney gives Gordon what he needs most. A damn bath.
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The Game Is Glitched Verse by DesertDraggon
Fandom Half Life, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, Half-Life but the AI is Self Aware, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
04 Jul 2020
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Earth-Erid Information Superhighway by Speakingtothedead
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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“I’m sure learning a lot,” Carl had said.
“Honestly, Carl,” Grace remembered being sort of childishly shy about the following compliment, but it had felt right in the moment. “You have more exciting scientifically plausible ideas than half of the people I used to deal with. They should be learning from you.”
And Grace had leaned over further in an effort to make his face less easy to see in case of any frustrating pink flush.
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“Since Grace not want trip to earth, we suggest focus instead on potential interstellar communication network,” Rocky said. Grace considers what this means for him and the people he used to know.
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Source: It was revealed to me in a dream by StellaMae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 Jul 2026
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"I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."
“Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”
Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.
Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.
“Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”
“Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”
That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.
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Rocky make Grace feel good, statement by lonelyeridianfreak
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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{Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}
“Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”
{I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}
That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.
Ohhhh fudge.
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Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!
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08 Jun 2026
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"Let me get this straight", Heisenberg said with an incredulous look over his tinted glasses. "You douse yourself in some herbed booze and figure that's what's healing you?"
"It is", Ethan sneered. "Always has worked."
"No shit. I ask again, Ethan Winters…"The Lord kicked his chair back and watched him wriggle on the floor.
"What the fuck are you?"
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In which Ethan gets killed early in the factory, and Heisenberg is delighted to have another freak to hang out with.Series
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HLVRAIE (Half Life VR but the AI is Extracted) by Sybil04
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
04 Dec 2022
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It's been almost a week since Gordon received the final message from Coomer. The idea of being able to extract his friends from the game was an insane Idea but it was so insane that Gordon was willing to try it. He didn't want the science team to suffer in darkness alone when he had bonded with them on such a personal level and besides, he owed them a better home then the polygon world they were so used to. Nothing bad could happen by bringing AI into the real world right?
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*Just a small explanation, Gordon is the actual player, VR has evolved to the point where facial scanning and full body scanning is possible for games in this "AU"
*I also haven't written fan fiction in years, I hope it's not horribleBookmarked by DesertDraggon
28 Sep 2020