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    Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 Apr 2025

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
    Aster:
    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    30 Oct 2025

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    A Court of Mist and Fury: Rhysand's POV by

    Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas

    19 Apr 2017

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    27 Mar 2025

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