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    unfucking your dio brando: a complete owners manual by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    17 Jan 2022

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    You effectively get isekai’d into Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure with a singular mission statement; stop Dio from fucking shit up.

    Right. Okay. You can do that. If only he’d stop looking at you with those stupid puppy-dog eyes, then maybe you could focus on keeping him not evil - and maybe save the dog, while you're at it.

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    05 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fucking adorable

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    For Sale Only by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    24 Jun 2020

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    Dio starts disappearing somewhere at night, and Jonathan sets off to unveil this mystery. But Dio's secrets always come at a price.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Torture Me by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    11 Jul 2015

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    There are probably worse things you could be be caught doing, but as far as Kakyoin is concerned, it’s not many.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    No One's Here to Sleep by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    15 Jun 2021

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    A version of events in which Dio has the brilliant idea that kissing Jojo would be more effective than kissing Erina, Jojo falls head-over-heels in love, William A. Zeppeli accidentally wakes up the Pillar Men half a century early, and some events come to pass that don't really summarize well.

    But the end result is that Dio and Jonathan end up together and very, very happy, despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that Dio never falls in love and that Jojo has to make some sacrifices.

    (Dio is the most beautiful and high-achieving individual Jojo's ever seen, and Dio finds that Jojo doesn't share the same disgusting weaknesses as other human beings.)

    There are no sleepwalkers, here.

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    25 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Awwwwww?

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    please please me by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    10 Jan 2018

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    jonathan and dio study together

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    24 Jun 2026