DeanIsABottomDamnit
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When the preschool director mistakes them for a couple, Dean and Cas decide to play along to avoid awkwardness. As they pretend to be a loving pair, they're forced to navigate the challenges of hiding their true feelings from each other. But as they fake romantic gestures and affection, the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur. Will their fake relationship become the catalyst for real feelings, or will it drive them further apart?
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but it's just not the same (because you're a man) by DeanIsABottomDamnit
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Apr 2024
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Dean is having a hard time showing physical intimacy because he's in a relationship with another man. It would be easier if one of them were a girl... so what if he pretends?
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It's honestly just straight porn, including your very own panty kink, dysfunctional dick, pretty boys, and hard fucking.
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The relationship between cas and dean seen through texts, through the years
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Prompt-I want Dean to be an army mechanic/engineer fixing military vehicles etc. He's presented late, at like 20. Everyone thought he'd be an alpha or beta because of his size. Cas should have a darkish streak, in terms of taking what he wants whenever he wants it, sexually, from omegas. Any omega he has as a partner will be thoroughly dominated and sexually owned/objectified. So after Dean presented as omega, he hid it, blockers, suppressants the works. Binded down newly developing breasts... So low self worth, thinks he's a freak, hates the curves he can see under his baggy clothes, hates his breasts, compensates with his brash, mouthy attitude. Cas can be a Commander or head engineer. He spots Dean, they hit it off, have been "frienemies" for about 3-4 years, Cas doesn't know Dean's an Omega., thinks he's a mouthy beta he wouldn't mind putting in his place. Secretly in love with each other. I want Cas entering a rut and triggering Deans heat. Dean takes off in terror. Cas chases in full alpha-ed out hunt mode. Sex happens, obviously.
Just read the damn fic.
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- Part 3 of Alternative Universe
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These series include Cas or Dean as various creatures, fucking each other. Prompts are welcome.
P.S There is a high chance of bestiality in here, so if that's not your cup of tea then get out as soon as possible.- Words:
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This series contains fics set in the alternative universe. Prompts are highly welcome and encouraged.
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Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”
“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”
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How Steve Rogers Singlehandedly Lost the Cold War by redcigar
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
18 Dec 2015
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AU wherein Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes never met, but the Winter Soldier takes an interest in Captain America anyway, and has an odd way of showing it.
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(On the helicarrier, hurrying to reach the central hub of the third aircraft in time, the chip clenched in his gloved fist, Steve turns to find a ghost blocking his path, and is abruptly reminded on what the road to hell is paved with.)
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- Part 2 of All's fair in [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
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#DickGate2016 by redcigar
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Jan 2016
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AU wherein Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes never met, but the Winter Soldier takes an interest in Captain America anyway, and has an odd way of showing it.
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Captain America very obviously does not look at the blown up image of the unfortunate salaryman losing any possibility of children behind him. Twitter has heralded it #DickGate2016. One of the reporters in the crowd is sporting a shirt with the hashtag emblazoned on it in glitter glue.
What a time to be alive, Amy thinks.
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- Part 3 of All's fair in [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
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16 Jun 2026
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Someone exclaims in the background, but Buck’s voice cuts through louder when he asks, “You… you want to borrow my…?”
“Flashlight,” Eddie supplies with patient emphasis. It is not, strictly speaking, a leap of faith to assume Buck of all people would have one, but he did move recently, so— who knows what’s still lost in Packed Box Limbo. “Please tell me you have one I can use.”
“I…” there’s a lengthy pause on the other end, Buck’s voice weak and tapering off at the end. “Y-Yeah, okay.”
Or: Eddie just needs to borrow some tools. Fleshlight, flashlight, what’s the difference? The distinction has never been more illuminating.
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15 Jun 2026
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"Eddie?" Shannon picks up on the fourth ring. "Everything okay?"
"I kissed a man," he says.
The silence on the other end stretches for nine thousand years. Eddie can hear Shannon breathing. He can hear his own heartbeat slamming against his ribs. He stares at the apartment building through his windshield, at the lit window on the fourth floor that might belong to E. Buckley, and waits for his ex-wife to say literally anything at all.
"You what?"
"I kissed a man, Shannon. Just now. I was delivering food and he opened the door and I just— I kissed him. On the mouth. And I don't know why."
Another silence. Then a sound Eddie recognizes with dawning horror as Shannon trying very, very hard to suppress a laugh.
"Shannon."
"I'm processing."
"You're laughing."
"I'm processing." She fails spectacularly. "I'm sorry, I just— you kissed a man? Edmundo Diaz? The same Edmundo Diaz who wouldn't watch Brokeback Mountain with me because it made him 'uncomfortable'?"
"It did make me uncomfortable!"
"Yeah, Eddie, I'm starting to understand why."
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Being kissed by your Uber Eats delivery driver? Worse things have happened.- Language:
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