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The Time for Home by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Dec 2019
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Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.
Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?
That bothers him.
Updated 6/12/19 with post-Epilogue 'one-shot' chapter.
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Though, Bilbo reasoned, he had always enjoyed Bofur's tickling moustache, and... Bofur had always proven himself quite talented with his tongue...
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The Sound of Your Tongue by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Feb 2013
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Bilbo had not given any great consideration to the accents of others. Until of course he found himself playing host to 13 dwarves.
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Lead Me Into Temptation And Leave Me There by orphan_account for leaper182
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012)
05 Feb 2013
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Walls and deserted hallways can be dangerous places after too much mead.
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the voyeurism of dwarves by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Jul 2026
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“We might’ve woken up some of the company,” Thorin said cheekily.
“Been awake,” came Dwalin’s gruff voice beside them, making them jump.
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They had run out of food, with no hope in sight and Gandalf off doing whatever wizards do, Bilbo does all he can to help. The dwarves are very appreciative of their hobbit's efforts.
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Yavanna Loves Her Husband's Children by Dragoness2525
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Apr 2025
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Hobbits are the children of Yavanna. Dwarrow are the children of Mahal. Yavanna tasked her children with the care of all growing things, but especially her husband's children, and gave them sex magic to heal the dwarrow.
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Hobbits and Dwarrow, at one time, lived and worked in close association with each other - a symbiotic relationship, to the benefit of both. Over time, however, that knowledge was lost, and the two races drifted apart.
Enter Bilbo Baggins, The Baggins of Bag End, of the Shire - who is offered an opportunity to improve the lives of 13 dwarrow, unexpectedly. How will this connection, these gifts, change the outcome of an unexpected journey?
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- Part 1 of Children of Yavanna
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Quiet suited him by fortheposterity (without_a_parachute)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Nov 2020
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Bilbo is hurt in the battle of five armies, not Thorin. And Thorin waits patiently for his hobbit to wake.
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Language Barrier by keelywolfe
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 May 2013
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If there is one problem with being imprisoned, aside from the prison itself, it is the boredom that inevitably sets in. How fortunate that entertainment can be found, particularly at the expense of others.
Set during the Company's imprisonment in Mirkwood.
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Bilbo catches an eyeful of sweaty, half-naked Thorin. Thorin catches Bilbo. Sex ensues.
"A Banging in the Forge" Redux.
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- Part 2 of In the Forge
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In the Absence of Sunlight... by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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They survived the journey across Middle Earth, they survived a dragon and a battle, they can survive the winter. They have to.
Bilbo is plagued by how similar things are to the Fell Winter of his youth, but it reminds him of a way he can help. After all, growing things is in the blood of all hobbits, and if he has to give a little bit of himself away to give the plants the energy they need, it's fine. So long as there's enough food for everyone, it's fine...
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Whumptober Day 12- "it'll be for nothing"Series
- Part 4 of Grey's Whumptober 2025
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Your Whole Body by freakylemurcat
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Jan 2014
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Stretch Your Fingers by freakylemurcat
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
05 Feb 2013
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Hobbits and dwarves are very different to each other in plenty of ways.
Bilbo would quite like to learn more about his travelling companions, but they seem to have gotten the idea first.
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When Bilbo finds a fertility charm while helping to clean out the homes of reclaimed Erebor, he soon learns that the line of Durin have a peculiar anatomical feature: knots. Now he can’t stop thinking about Thorin and what his must be like.
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the_friendly_pigeon on instaAU- Grace and Rocky pick up Simon mid Hail Mary mission. After he "goes fishing" with them, Grace cleans his wounds.
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- Part 2 of Bloody Mary Drabbles
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Take it slow, take it easy on me by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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While rummaging throught the storage aboard the Hail Mary, Grace finds a couple of Ilyukhina's bags of vodka that he must've missed, well what better use of it now then to share some with Simon, right?
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Simon might have left out some important details pretaining to his radiation exposure aboard the SM-13
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They get drunk and they fuck (with a twist) have at it freaks
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- Part 2 of ˗ˏˋ ★┆𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓎 ˎˊ˗
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Maintenance Check by Maniacal_Goose
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.
AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.
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- Part 3 of Patron Saints Of One Way Ships
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Overdrive by Maniacal_Goose
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 May 2026
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Ryland has been overworking himself, refusing to leave his office until he gets his work done. Simon is just about fed up, having already tried every trick in the book to get him to take a break, when he decided to try something… different.
AKA: Ryland is being a stubborn little shit and Simon fucks his brains out, basically.
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- Part 2 of Patron Saints Of One Way Ships
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Sweetalker by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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Grace has always had a bad habit of getting much too engrossed in his work, often fogetting to eat, drink, or even sleep for days on end unless specifically prompted. Even so, Simon has been struggling to get him to focus on literally anything else as of late. but, there is just one thing that might just work.
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Ryland Grace is a workaholic and Simon has to sweetalk his ass 💔
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- Part 1 of ˗ˏˋ ★┆𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓎 ˎˊ˗
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lay me gently in the cold dark earth by andthentheybow
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Apr 2025
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It’s certainly not Bilbo’s fault that no one realizes it sooner. Bilbo takes one look at Mirkwood and says, “This forest feels– sick,” even though he didn’t need to see the forest to know that, could feel it as far back as Beorn’s cottage. Bilbo keeps them alive, keeps the trees on their side and slays spiders and makes sure they’re always heading east.
(Or, it’s not Bilbo’s fault the Company doesn’t know what a hedge wizard is.)