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Parenting Handbook for Dummy 101: How to Bring Your Kids Together with Your Significant Other by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
28 May 2026
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Bruce never locked the door to his room. To understand what happened next, you had to keep in mind this: Bruce never closed it, because he knew that one of his children, sooner or later, would need him.
It didn't escape him the irony that a paranoid man like him, who thought of all kinds of scenarios, never thought of ever closing his bedroom door.
But that was his family, and Bruce had always had a soft spot for his family.
That's how he and Clark had found themselves in that situation: both on his bed, Bruce sitting on Clark's thighs, his shirt pulled down to his shoulders, Clark's hands in his pants, purple bruises on his neck and chest, and his children standing in the doorway. Because apparently no one thought that he should knock anymore, or because they believed that there was no chance for him to have company in his room, he didn't know which was more depressing.
"Hi everyone," Clark was the first to talk, trying to ease the tension, as if they hadn't just seen where his hands were until a few seconds before.
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31 May 2026
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Clark hadn’t even thought before opening his mouth, “should I make you ‘mommy’ then?”
Silence erupted after that, all except for Bruce’s heart rate significantly picking up. The shock and slight arousal disrupted their usual scents, faces lighting up in colorful auras.
“Ah, sorry, I meant like- you’d be the mom? Or- I don’t know, I didn’t mean for it to come out that way-“
OR: Superbat accidently explore their breeding kink by Clark calling Bruce a mommy and getting Bruce pregnant yayyy!
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27 Apr 2026
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When Harry Potter, magical zoologist and Britain's only parselmouth hears the rumour of a basilisk named Voldemort living in an Indian forest he rushes to investigate.
What he finds is more, much more, than he could ever imagine.
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17 Mar 2026
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In a world of soulmates, Bruce Wayne is born without any marks on his body. He gets used to the idea of being alone.
Until his soul marks start showing up.
How the hell does he have so many kids?!
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Bruce curses, running a hand back through his hair. This isn’t… No. He isn’t supposed to have a soulmate. He is the Dark Knight, for crying out loud.
“Don’t tell him,” Bruce orders.
Alfred blinks. “Why not? You’ve found one of your soulmates. This is cause for celebration-”
“The Wayne family is a family of choice. He shouldn’t feel like he has to stay just because we’re…" Bruce stumbles. "And besides. He’s going to expect me to be some…some overly-doting-parent type and I can’t do that. There’s so much…so much about being someone’s soulmate. You’re supposed to be this…this…perfect person. You’re supposed to complete someone else. How the hell am I supposed to do that?”
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13 Jan 2026