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"If you're going to swipe right just to make short jokes, don't bother. Looking for someone genuine who can handle a drink and good food. No drama. I ride, so you must be okay with motorcycles."
Reclusive data analyst Dazai Osamu has maintained a strict policy of zero unnecessary human interaction. His apartment is dark, his monitors are bright, and his life is perfectly, blessedly stagnant.
His traditional, overbearing family disagrees. After dodging arranged marriage meetings for the better part of a decade, Dazai is handed an ultimatum: either attend the endless string of agonizing omiai his aunt has set up, or prove he is actively looking for a partner on his own.
Dazai chooses a dating app. The goal is simple: tank his algorithm, swipe left on the boring masses, and prove to his family that romance is a dead end.
Then he comes across a profile belonging to a French sommelier based in Bordeaux, with a fiery glare, an aggressive bio, and a zero-tolerance policy for short jokes. Swiping right is supposed to be a joke. The blasphemous message Dazai sends is supposed to guarantee an unmatch.
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23 Jun 2026
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After years of Mori's nagging, Chuuya finally gives in and agrees to get a new partner.
Surely, nothing could possibly be wrong with this turn of events.
(At least until Dazai hears about it.)
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23 Jun 2026
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When Kunikida and Chuuya swap bodies, Kunikida learns more about the mafioso than he ever would want to. But more importantly...
He has to face the contrasts in the dynamics of both their partnerships with Dazai.
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23 Jun 2026
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The More Things Change, The More They Often Stay the Same by A_Zap
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Jun 2026
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Oda and Gide were caught up in the singularity of their own creation - where time had no meaning even as they drew closer and closer to their mutual end.
That was what was supposed to happen. They both saw it. They'd shoot each other and then die.
Then a bullet pierced Gide's head, killing him before either could pull the trigger.
AU Roulette Challenge 2026: Time Travel
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23 Jun 2026
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Two days before Oda’s death, Chuuya begins noticing strange changes in his body.
Dazai notices too, but then Oda passes away, and before either of them could realize what it meant, he disappears.
Four Years after Dazai’s disappearance from the Port Mafia, an outbreak forces old alliances and exposes the life Chuuya built in silence.Bookmarked by Danielle33313
23 Jun 2026