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    'cause us traitors never win by

    Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Traitors (US TV 2023)  

    10 Aug 2025

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    Miranda made the call to Alan herself.

     

    Their conversation was pleasant enough - too much talk of Tartan and jumpsuits for her taste, but needs must - and concluded with Alan promising to meet her very reasonable demands:

    1. She would not be picked as a Traitor from the start (“too obvious”)

    2. Her assistants, Emily and Other Emily, would be on set at all times (“Emergencies, Alan”)

    3. She would, under no circumstances, eat any of the catered food (“I haven’t eaten from a buffet since 1987”)

    4. Alan would provide her a list of other contestants in advance, giving her lawyers time to do any necessary investigations (“You know how those Bravo people get, most of them quite literally want to kill me”)

    With that it was settled - Miranda Priestly, Faithful from the beginning, cast member on the next season of The Traitors.
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    Or, The Traitors AU no one asked for

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