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Simon wakes up, disoriented and in pain, on what he finds out is a whole different planet. It's not as bad as he thought, though, since the alien rocks are actually really nice to him, especially the tall green one.
Really, they give him everything he could have asked for and more.
Quite literally.
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07 Jun 2026
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Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go! by Hana_H
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
28 May 2026
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Grace starts feeling suspicious and like he's being left out and kept in the dark by the Eridians, who start building a new biodome right next to his. He could never guess what the "surprise" the Eridians keep mentioning actually is, though.
AKA The Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoos introduce two animals of the same species - slowly but surely.
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07 Jun 2026
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cut my life into pieces (this is my last resort) by teriakion, Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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“Hello there”, the kidnapper grins. A hush falls over the classroom as everyone waits for what comes next.
The man opens his mouth to keep talking, but he gets interrupted by a voice in the background of the video replying: “General Kenobi?”
Goddammit Peter.
Or; another Peter get's kidnapped crackfic (this time with bonus live audience)
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19 Mar 2026
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A Way Home by b00mgh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Jul 2023
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Dr. Strange wakes up and almost pees himself because a cosmic tremor the likes of which has never been seen was caused by Aunt May coming down and screaming at him in a dream.
Across town, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Vision all wake up and are very concerned about the fact that they are alive, and nobody seems to remember them being dead.How the fuck is any of this related to some guy named "Peter Parker"?
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16 Jan 2026
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After years of researching and being deviant himself, Connor still doesn't know how every deviant androit knows of rA9, without ever learning about him. He decides to seek out Kamski for an answer.
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21 Oct 2025