14 Works by Cryptic_Cryptid420
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Whitehead endures the pain of repentance, O'Neil enjoys a show
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On January 15, 1984, Luke Dawson, a junior at Willamette University went missing after an evident minor car crash on a backroad 40 miles from his hometown of Hood River. Luke is 5'5", approximately 184 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes, and was last seen by classmates wearing blue jeans, black snowboots, a black tee-shirt with pink text, a white parka, and a dark green beanie. His family has shared that Luke is a pre-operation FtM transsexual, and that his disappearance could be possibly related to a hate crime or human trafficking. Luke has a bluebird tattoo on his left ankle and his right ear is pierced. If you know anything in regards to his location or safety, please call the Hood River Sheriff's department at [REDACTED]
Posting on Mobile with no custom tagssss ugh fml. Rated E for later chapters. Will add tags soon
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When the wicker burns and falls and the orchards spring forth, but the virgin fool is found fresh and alive in the ashes, it is clear that this unprecedence should be taken as a sign. But for whom? (Posted this on mobile at work without custom tags I'll fix that tmr)
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On Saving and The Reasons Therefore by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: O Brother Where Art Thou? (2000)
14 Apr 2023
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Pete deliberates a rather tender subject with Ulysses while hiding from authorities in clothes that still smell like the bottom of a creek
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The Lobby Boy ruminates on he and His Manager's physical forms. The Manager does more than ruminate.
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Geaer takes Carl to pound town and makes himself the sheriff in a shitty midwest hotel.
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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: O Brother Where Art Thou? (2000)
04 Jun 2022
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The wedding's nice enough, Pete supposes.
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Crooks only stick together in movies by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring
11 May 2022
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The doctor is apprehended and placed into police custody. Jonathan won't let that stand.
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A patriarch's curse by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring
29 Jan 2022
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He's a Brewster. There's no cure for that.
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Greasepaint and Bantam Hens by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: House of 1000 Corpses (Movies)
23 Dec 2021
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Local fruity hick drifter gets a job at a tourist trap, develops a crush on his boss, and accidentally joins a murder clan. More at eleven.
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"How the fuck do you split a car??"
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A Careful Exhibition of Brute Force by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring
08 Aug 2021
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No, what Johnathan needed to do to keep his skills sharp was a bit of practice, hands-on practice. And for that, he would need the doctor's help.
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A love like yours, subtler, quieter by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring
15 Jun 2021
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"He means the world to me, Mortimer."
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Oh, Johnny, Oh by Cryptic_Cryptid420
Fandoms: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring
27 Mar 2021
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Custom tags don't work on mobile so I have to put my bullshit here. My apologies to Joseph Kesselrig, who is most likely rolling in his grave thanks to yours truly. Summary: Einstein breaks Johnathan out of jail and they go back to the old Brewster house for a night of peace, quiet, and plastic surgery, but those things aren't what Johnathan has in mind.
This fandom is small as fuck and someone had to write something horny for these two so I stepped up to the plate. No beta and I spell Hermann with two n's so if you have a problem with either that's between you and god. Title comes from the 1930s song of the same name by the Andrew Sisters