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    Ten months after his disappearance at the end of the Dominion War, Elim Garak returns to the station with his life on a countdown.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Julian went and had a quiet conversation with the replicator. Garak didn't catch the name of whatever cocktail he ordered alongside the lubricant, but he did notice that it required a medical override. After he'd taken the hypospray, Julian tossed the injector gun into the reclamator and closed his eyes for a moment.

    "Okay," he said, taking a deep breath. "I'll just use the bed to…"

    Garak's claws were digging into his own thighs through the thick fabric of his trousers. "If you like, Doctor."

    "Alright. And you might as well call me Julian if you're going to breed me."

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A case study in the effects of Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome on the Cardassian body. (Specifically, one Elim Garak.)

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Julian and Garak watch the 80s TV show "Remington Steele," a show where the two leads have outrageously unresolved sexual tension, and it raises certain questions about the nature of their relationship. Dialogue only.

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    “Ah, now there’s a clever thought! There may be hope for you yet, Doctor.”

    “You know what, I didn’t think about it much when I watched this show as a kid. You’re right - the more I think about it, the more absurd it seems. They can’t keep playing these games forever. A person could run mad.”

    “I’m glad you seem to have learned something tonight.”

    “I don’t know if I’d call the innuendos outrageous. I mean, outrageous would be…”

    “If he, for instance, offered her some Yigrish cream pie?”

    “I’m sorry?”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The implant is deactivated and Garak’s life is saved. So why can’t he remember?

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    15 Jun 2026