Crow_Batter
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All for one reacting to Boku no pico by Crow_Batter
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2018
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All for one reacting to boku no pico and the aftermath.
(WARNING please do not actually watch boku no pico)
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(let me be clear) every version of the story ends with you being slaughtered by voxofthevoid for tenderblender
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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Yuuji’s grandfather is burning when the strangest man he’s ever met asks him to choose his hell.
“Will it be you?” Yuuji asks. “The one to kill me.”
There’s a brief pause before the response. “Probably. I wouldn’t entrust Sukuna’s vessel to anyone else, certainly not at full power.”
Something twinges in Yuuji’s chest at the assumption there. A duller clench follows—not quite guilt.
“No,” he says, finally looking up. “I mean now.”
Even with the blindfold—worth a sharp flare of confusion each time he looks at Gojou—Yuuji can tell Gojou’s surprised. He can see it twist into a frown too, and it’s somehow a kinder expression than all his smiles have been.
“Definitely then,” Gojou tells him. “I’m already here anyway. Just so we’re clear—you’re choosing to die now?”
When told to choose his hell, Itadori Yuuji picks the easier one—a clean death, then and there. He couldn’t have known that it was never really a choice.
Or: Gojou Satoru kidnaps a teenager, supposedly for his own good.
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06 Jul 2026
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Optimus and Terrenus Prime by Litheaner
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers, Transformers (Bay Movies)
11 Jan 2026
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Upon Sam stabbing Optimus with the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus is given the opportunity to go back before the Civil war that ravaged Cybertron, before he sent the Allspark off world and before Megatron was corrupted by the Fallen.
Before his bond with his brother broke.Sam is unfortunately along for the ride. The Allspark is a smug semi-sentient artifact that fuck up his life again and again and now it has decided the Sam would do very well on Cybertron... as a Cybertronian... as a sparkling.
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05 Jul 2026
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A convenience store employee was going to go her entire life without ever having been fulfilled. Much like many people, she is stuck in a loop of working then sleeping. For as long as she could remember, something has been off about herself she could not understand. All of this would have remained as is but then an amorous mythical being comes greeting her in the woods with a carnal need, later awakening her carnal needs.
Please be aware that while it has been read over and edited, it is still semi-rough
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04 Jul 2026
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Survival Strategy by LiveLongEatWell
Fandoms: 絶対BLになる世界VS絶対BLになりたくない男 | A Man Who Defies the World of BL (Manga), 絶対BLになる世界VS絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (TV), MIU404 (TV), シャーロック | Sherlock: Untold Stories (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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It all started with a throwaway comment from his supposedly innocent little brother, Ayato.
“How about becoming a police officer? You could put your dog’s nose to use.”
Mob even let himself picture it for a second. A cool, sharp-dressed officer of the law, maybe even a bit of a womanizer.
Then he made the mistake of reading crime yaoi.
Death. Torture. Assault. Trauma. Every Police character doomed to either a tragic love story or a messy grave.
Ayato… why would you curse your own Onii-chan like this?
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04 Jul 2026
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Vs. Autonomy by Ult_Geek
Fandoms: 絶対BLになる世界VS絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko | A Man Who Defies the World of BL (Manga)
02 Jul 2026
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Hatano might be becoming genre-aware. His only weapon against the advances is soon to be wielded by his worst enemy.
He needs to squash this, stat.
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04 Jul 2026