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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    “polyphagia” (ˌpɒlɪˈfeɪdʒə)

    1. an abnormal desire to consume excessive amounts of food; often the result of an underlying condition 
    2. an insatiable appetite

    This is how it goes: Denji loves too passionately. Yoshida loves too quietly. Denji is never full. Yoshida is never hungry. These truths do not come into question—not for people who've sold them their whole lives.

    Until Yoshida takes on his newest job, that is.

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    My works for the Criminal Minds x DC event week 2026!

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    Even young heroes grow up eventually and have to find their own way in life. That includes choosing a career. Conner Kent can't imagine a life without fighting crime, which is why he joins the BAU.
    A team of profilers surely won't notice that he's a clone of a kind-hearted alien and a crazy human, right?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Before the war even started, Hot Rod and Megatron were lovers, spark-mates, conjunxes-to-be. But Hot Rod was killed by an attack from the senate— an act which very well may have started the war in earnest.
    A million or so years later, in 1981, on Earth, Ray Bonham is born. Ray Bonham dreams of another world, but the dreams feel more like memories.

    Or

    Cowboy Hot Rod. Trust me.

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    11 Jun 2026